omniocularz (adaptation)
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'cause you should know I'm about to break you hard by omniocularz (adaptation) for darlingargents
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
26 Aug 2020
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"You can't do this," Eddie says, but Richie can hear the waver in her voice as surely as she feels the thrum under her skin at the thought of Eddie stripping in her bedroom.
"I think I already am," Patrick replies, and pushes the tip of the knife into Richie's throat. There's a sharp pain, and a give, and then a wet feeling as a bead of blood slides down her neck and into the collar of her patterned button-up. "Take it off, or I'll give Tozier a nose job."
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you're sleeping in a spotlight by omniocularz (adaptation)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
16 Jun 2020
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There's definitely a plug in his ass. He doesn't remember putting it in—he and Eddie hadn't even fucked last night. But he grasps the edge of the stopper and pulls, slowly, gently, until the rim of his hole gives and the plug slides out. His asshole burns, sore.
It's not their biggest one, he realizes as he looks at it. Not the one he would have chosen if he'd put it there himself. But the really shocking thing about it is the state of it. Not only is it slick with lube—it's greased with come.
Except Richie knows they didn't fuck last night.
At least, not that he remembers.
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Triangulation by omniocularz (adaptation)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
03 Jun 2020
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It's pitch dark, after eleven, and the light from the streetlamp by the sidewalk doesn't give him much to work with from this distance, but he doesn't need the light to be able to tell—it's the same. It's like he never left. Sonia hadn't moved a single cushion since the day he'd walked out. Even her recliner faces the television at the exact same angle.
Eddie wonders idly if that's where they'd found her body. If that chair was the place where she'd died.
He hadn't thought to ask.
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Or: Sonia's death raises more questions than Eddie's prepared to answer, but Richie will help him play detective.
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i turn my camera on by omniocularz (adaptation)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
09 May 2020
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"So what kind of videos do you do?"
"What?" Richie snorts into his beer stein. "No, man, I'm just a cameraman."
"Really? Why?" There's genuine incomprehension on Eddie's face that makes the back of Richie's neck tingle, just along his hairline.
"Uh, just because of who I am as a person? I mean, look at me."
Eddie looks him over, leisurely, lingering. "I am."
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In which Eddie is a porn star and Richie is not.
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Cum Recipes (Natural Harvest) by omniocularz (adaptation)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
09 Mar 2020
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Eddie moves in with Richie. This is a mistake.
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The summer after Season 5 (in my world where 'The Gift' ended happily), a pheromone heat wave gets the Slayer hot and bothered... for Spike. What's a lovestruck, semi-reformed vampire to do?
My first series, originally published in 2001. Winner of 35 awards, including Best Spike Fanfic of 2002, Best Fanfic Classic, Best Smut, Best Lighthearted and Best Characterizations from various awards sites.
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“I don’t,” the kid murmurs, avoiding Richie’s gaze. “Meet a lot of douchebags, that is. I mean, I do, but not because of my ‘line of work’. I don’t have a line of work, this—this is my first time doing this.”
Richie’s eyebrows shoot up his forehead. “I’m your first client?”
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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So Pretty, So Unsatisfied by blood_ichor
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (1990)
01 Aug 2020
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“I think you’d make an excellent teacher, Eddie. The kids really listen to you. You’re a better teacher than I am."
“Yeah right. You’re, like, a genius.”
“Being smart doesn’t make someone a good teacher.”
“What does?”
“Charisma, care, the passion for spreading knowledge to others. Good intentions. All things I don’t have, and that’s why I’m stuck teaching these fucking classes after school."
“You’re funny, Mr. Tozier.”Series
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Eddie Kaspbrak, Office Uncle Extraordinaire by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jul 2020
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Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.
Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.
Eddie is probably not on steroids.
Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.