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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Somehow the Todorokis get it into their head that Touya has a boyfriend. Touya is not especially known for his humility. He decides to get a fake boyfriend with the sole purpose of pissing off his dad and finds one in his greatest nemesis, Hawks. Hawks is a little too happy to oblige.

    Or; Hawks is Touya’s fake boyfriend for a night.

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    09 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Jabber and Zanka only kiss if they’re both a little tipsy (not).

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    10 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    Jabber's got a cool new scar. Zanka does not approve. Jabber's into Zanka not approving. They are both freaks.

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    26 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “You havin' a good time there, pretty boy?”

    “My hands are so...long.”

    The fuck you jus' say?”

    “My hands.”

    It's muttered in this slow, transcendent tone. Zanka's accent turned up to eleven because, given the cocktail Jabber dosed him with, he's probably left this mortal plane.

    It's also entirely in Japanese.

    Jabber doesn't speak Japanese.

    Pfft, as if that matters.
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    Zanka is so high he reverts back to Japanese, Jabber's so high he's convinced he understands him.

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    26 Jan 2026

  5. Rec *

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    They've been dating for six years and counting.

    Really, more like six years, seven months, and twenty-three days, but realistically, who's interested in all those nitty-gritty details?

    Not Jabber, that’s for sure.

    The important thing is, despite being twenty-three and having been lovey-dovey for all six years, never once has Jabber ever interacted with Zanka's family.

    Actually, that's a lie.

    He's met his family a grand total of maybe thirteen times, albeit each time ended up with them breaking down into a bloody brawl- not the type of interaction Jabber would exactly consider “getting to know your beloved’s family”, but hey- everybody starts somewhere, right?

    Actually, the more he thinks about it, the more he’s mildly miffed.

    Six years, and no proper introduction?
     
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    jabber wants to marry zanka and his journey to get the semi-approval of zanka's family (team akuta/the cleaners)

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    20 Jan 2026