10 Bookmarks by agentsweets
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“I can’t believe it’s happening again,” Oscar says quietly. He looks a bit out of it. Lando sits up carefully, and panics when the giant Aussie stays giant.
“What happened?” Lando asks with fear in his voice.
He looks down at his hands. They look fine.
But the couch he is sitting on doesn’t.
It is gigantic! The pillow he is sitting on could swallow him whole. He can’t even look over the armrest.
Did he shrink?!
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In which Lando not only gets cursed, but also has to figure out why he keeps staring at his teammate with too much yearning.
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- Part 2 of F1 hexes and curses
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29 Jan 2026
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They say that moles are the place where your lover liked to kiss best in a past life.
Oscar has two.Bookmarked by agentsweets
13 Nov 2025
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Lando Norris can’t send a proper email to save his life, but somehow he’s the personal assistant to Oscar Piastri — the terrifyingly efficient CEO of a booming fintech company.
Oscar runs on deadlines and black coffee. Lando runs on vibes, chaos, and pure luck. By all logic, he should’ve been fired months ago.
Instead, he’s still here — slipping coffee into Oscar’s hand, scheduling fake “Mandatory Lunch Breaks,” and accidentally making his boss smile.
Maybe the world’s most chaotic assistant is exactly what the perfect CEO needs.
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- Part 1 of Strictly Business (Not Really)
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- English
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- 65,513
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 285
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07 Nov 2025
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“I like you so much it makes me stupid.”
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21 Sep 2025
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"I need your help"
Of all the things Fernando could have expected, nothing prepared him for Mark returning in the middle of the night wet as a dog in the rain, holding a child, a human child, shivering in his arms.
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Fernando is a vampire who ignores his nature and lives with his friend Mark, a werewolf. Their lives change completely when Mark rescues a human boy in the middle of the night.
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- English
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- 67,825
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- 20/20
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15 Sep 2025
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Oscar had figured out what, specifically, the source of these feelings stemmed from. He had observed Lando get pictures with countless kids, talk to them so softly, offer a hug or to sign something for them, and hold a baby for a photo shoot at the MTC. All sent his mind reeling with fantasies of a family built by the two of them.
Or: A fluffy landoscar fic inspired by Lando Norris not being able to shut up about having children of his own one day.
(Title from "not a lot, just forever" by Adrianne Lenker)
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09 Aug 2025
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Sliverstone caused quite the celebration for lando and quite the upset for oscar, but when lando sees just how upset oscar is he pushes everything aside to be there for him….
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14 Jul 2025
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Daniel
Okay, @Liam. Welcome to the offical F1 chat. This is the real deal here. Top secret. More secret than the CIA. Basically, Checo and I are straight. No one else is.Liam Lawson stumbles across George Russell and Alex Albon making out in a club bathroom and messages Yuki Tsunoda about it... little does he realise what he has uncovered...
Basically: the entire grid, apart from (Daniel) and Checo, are gay and there is a super secret chat called the F1 Fruit Vendors where they talk all things SLAY AND GAY (Daniel's words).
Chat and longer form writing fic that began silly but quickly became angsty. So it’s a real mix of silly miscommunication shenanigans and angsty miscommunication drama in the fruity orchard. If there is one thing we know about the orchard - there will be miscom, horny shenanigans and angst.
It begins in 2024 and is now going into the 2025 season. It features an insane amount of people - too many for the tags - but F1 and some F2 people, and some oldies pop up every now and then. Get ready for one hell of a ride through emotionvile!
Has been updated from teen audiences to mature.
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- Part 1 of The Fruit Vendors Universe
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- English
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- 932,139
- Chapters:
- 54/?
- Comments:
- 3,290
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- 3,925
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23 Apr 2025
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Chaos Court
(January 1st 2023, 3:26 pm)
George:
Dear Residents of Slipstream Suites,
I hope you all had a wonderfull christmas and a good start in the new year 2023
I wanted to inform you that we have two new tenants joining our wonderful community this year:
Logan Sargeant and Oscar Piastri (Unit 281). Both will move in today, and I trust you will extend them the warm and friendly welcome that Slipstream Suites is known for. (please don't throw any pans at them Lando)
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- Part 1 of Chaos Court 💅🏻
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- English
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- 265,843
- Chapters:
- 80/80
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- 2,416
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- 241
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- 127,432
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11 Jan 2025
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"Sebastian Vettel, 23-year-old driver for Red Bull Racing, has been spotted with a mysterious child," a reporter announced. "Who is the child, and why is he in the picture? Stay tuned for more updates."
Sebastian, although not thrilled about the sudden attention, knew that he couldn't keep Charles a secret forever. As he walked through the paddock, he found himself surrounded by a barrage of questions from reporters and photographers.
"Who is the child, Sebastian?" one reporter demanded.
"Is he yours? Who is the mother?" another pressed.
"Why did you keep this a secret for so long?" a third questioned.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 288,618
- Chapters:
- 121/?
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24 Jul 2024