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If something out of the ordinary happens, nine times out of ten, Potter will be the cause. And sometimes even Draco's great skills aren't enough to get out of the storm of chaos. So Draco doesn't even try.
The story of how an illiterate assistant becomes the cause of a sudden relationship. Or not so sudden?
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Cold potions should be taken with care! by agri_ppa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2024
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The last thing Marvolo expected to see when he awoke was the Potter ring on his finger and their last representative in his bed.
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After being revived during the tournament, the Dark Lord turns Harry into a child. Since killing a child is the greatest sin in Magic, the Dark Lord decides to wait for Harry to turn back into before eliminating the threat.
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The four most worthy will fight for the right to be called the best school of magic! But why so anxious on the soul? What has the price higher: losing or winning?
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Destruction of property sounds so wrong by Johnwilliamsistheman
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Apr 2025
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Neville always knew Lucius Malfoy was a bastard, but 'destruction of property' sounds so wrong, like Draco was a...thing.
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Fuck JKR
Regulus Black is tired. Tired enough that, while interviewing for his dream job he apparently told his interviewer all about his fiancé and child (that he doesn't have). Actually, "told" is the wrong term. "Zoned out and nodded along" is a more fair assessment, really. He was snapped into reality when he started asking more specific questions about his partner. Which, always the compulsive liar and star people-pleaser when he panics, Regulus tells him that the kid being his partner's from a previous relationship and oh, now he's screwed.
James Potter has been a single dad since his fiancée broke off their engagement and disappeared. It's been a year and his friends are trying to convince him to put himself back out there, to date, to meet people, to get laid ffs. James just isn't ready to move on. To get them off his back, he convinces his best friend to stage a bunch of Instagram posts where you can't see his face to try to pass him off as his new boyfriend. Suddenly, his friends want to meet this boy he calls his little star. Problem is, Sirius isn't willing to keep up the charade. Now he has to find someone who looks like Sirius and is also crazy enough to agree to fake date him.
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After years of quiet disappointment, Severus walks away from a marriage built on habit, not love. He doesn’t expect anything more than solitude — certainly not Harry Potter, who sees him more clearly than anyone ever has.
Draco made the rules. Severus just stopped playing by them.
Now it’s Harry’s turn - and he isn’t letting go. -
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Harry wants Ginny to stop pestering him. Draco wants his father to stop matchmaking him.
Staging a night together? It’s the perfect plan.
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Harry is dealing with his breakup very graciously, thank you very much. No, he isn't eating ice-cream alone while watching sad rom-coms, Hermione! So when his ex invites him to his wedding, he answers with all the elegance and poise of his station. That is: by chosing to crash the wedding, and invite as his plus-one the only person his ex hates more than him - the Dark Lord Voldemort. What could go wrong, am I right?
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- Part 1 of The Chaos Theory