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  1. Rec *

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    24 Jun 2026

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    When Shane takes a hard hit on the ice, he wakes up three days later to find his reality has been shattered. But the truth is, it wasn’t reality at all. Just an elaborate set of false memories conjured by a brain injury. 'False memory syndrome' they call it. Shane calls it a nightmare he couldn't have imagined.

    Or

    Shane doesn’t have amnesia. Instead, he wakes up wanting his boyfriend only to realize his brain concocted a bunch of fake memories of a nine year situationship and Shane has no idea how to live in his actual reality that Ilya hasn’t been a part of. Luckily, Ilya is…curious.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Ilya thought he knew everything there was to know about Shane's sexual habits. His quirks. How his gag reflex is almost non-existent, how his ass craves to be filled if he goes too long without it, how he loves to be kissed so much that, if Ilya really tries, he can get Shane off just by sucking his tongue.

    He's never once heard about Shane being good at eating pussy.

    Or: Ilya overhears that his totally-casual-sitationship was very good at munching and has a jealous fit about it.

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    18 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ass eating, munching, lesbian Shane Hollander but he is a lesbian for Ilya, actually

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    Shane foolishly thought that Ilya had forgotten about their mutual agreement to try out sounding.

    Luckily for both of them; Ilya never stopped thinking about it.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “Is it okay?” Shane says, so adorably worried. “It’s not—bad, right?”

    The possessive feeling that claws through Ilya’s chest is delightful. “Oh, Shane,” he coos. “Did your girls never get this wet for you?”

    “That’s not—”

    “You will have to give me list of all girls you fucked,” Ilya says. “Need to send them apology flowers.”

    Aka, Ilya wakes up with a pussy. He makes good use of it.

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    14 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    okay hear me out: etzy witch curses ilya to have a pussy for 24h and he takes it as his mission to prove shane is in fact gay for his husband