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Darcy just wants tacos and a date with Captain America. Is that too much to ask?
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Or: How Clint and Phil worked out their relationship problems in the trunk of a car.
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- Part 2 of We've Got to Stop Meeting Like This
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Clothes Make the Man by altkeys
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
17 Jun 2012
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Look, I just figured if I have to wear a sweater vest I'd rather one that smelled like you and not some random department store.
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There's no place like home; or why Clint Barton, mild-mannered office supply salesman, shouldn't read comics before bed.
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You were- and I'm sure we're going to look back on this one day and laugh- in a magical love coma.
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The problem with playing arenas is that, from the stage, every arena looks basically the same. Metal frameworky bits, lots of lights overhead, big screaming crowd of people, not much else to see. The people tend to scream pretty much the same stuff every night, too. It's all, “Woooo, Blackbeard!” and “Yeahhh, Blackbeard!” and “Play Stop Or I'll Make You Eat Your Toe!”
Over and over, all around the world, ad infinitum. If Blackbeard wasn’t a solo act, he would’ve broken up by now.
Ed misses the stuff that makes rock real. The passion. The rabble-rousing.
He’s got a couple of days between tours, and for once, just once, he wants to start a night without knowing how it'll end.
ETA: Parts 2 and 3 are now up!
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05 May 2022
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Just because Yuuri isn't big on social media, doesn't mean his fans aren't.
(aka a social media fic)
(( Russian translation by Neer
Chinese translation by JulianTurnin
PODFIC by Opalsong and various ))- Language:
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04 Jan 2017
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Erro, Ergo Sum by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
05 Sep 2014
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If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.
Phil Coulson is ordinary, damn it, and people do not fall in love with ordinary.
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23 Jul 2015
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Bruce Wayne was never meant to be part of Selina’s clean slate. Then again, neither were a circus boy, a street rat or a rich kid.
For a girl who didn’t like strings, Selina found herself getting attached.
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05 Feb 2014
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From One Age to Another by determamfidd
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012)
04 May 2013
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Upon their return to Eryn Lasgalen and Erebor respectively, Legolas and Gimli each have a new adornment. Their fathers would like an explanation.
(They're not going to like it.)
L/G, mostly bookverse, some movie elements.
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03 Feb 2014