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    Part-time guitarist Grantaire came to the Halloween party hoping to get laid; why else would he show up dressed like Sexy Wolfman? To his surprise, a mysterious stranger named Enjolras seems willing to help him with that. Now if Grantaire could just figure out why this Enjolras is quite so convincing as a vampire...

    Or, "Member of a monster-themed novelty band Grantaire x Actual Vampire Enjolras," amazing prompt courtesy of tumblr user thepiecesofcait.

    Happy Halloween!

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Javert calls what he thinks is Valjean's bluff about needing three days to find the child Cosette and intercede for her. The Inspector comes along for the ride -- and gets much more than he bargained for, in the process.

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    18 Jul 2025

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    "I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."

    "This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"

    "Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."

    "Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."

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    25 Jun 2025

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    “I think I’m gonna have to hurt some people,” Steve Rogers says, voice tight with rage. The asset assumes that will be him, then laughs at himself for the thought.

    He’s not people.

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    18 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    “You were right,” Davos says after a moment.

    “I usually am, so you'll have to be more specific.”

    “I do hate this more.”

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    02 Apr 2025