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Yeah she got those devil eyes got me hypnotized, I don't wanna run she can take my life by an_egghead
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
23 Jan 2026
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Ash lives in a cursed town. Not in the metaphorical sense, shitty neighbours and back luck, rotten crops and harsh winds— okay his town DOES have harsh winds, but most importantly it has people consistently going missing for more than a hundred years.
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Ash is a fisherman in a town where the fog has been killing people for centuries. Squiddo is... cursed.
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you command the room, just like you do, just like you do by an_egghead
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
22 Jan 2026
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Someone enters the room, and before Ash can try to find out who, they’re almost swarmed by others, shaking hands and exchanging polite, cheerful smiles. It’s Squiddo, Ash notices, having also gotten up in an attempt to get a glance at whatever was happening from another direction. And he’d be lying if he didn't notice the room seeming a little brighter than earlier— he’s being objective here, it’s true!! Maybe the sun started shining a little more, sunflower soaking it up.
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Ash is a spy, sent to investigate world famous actress Squiddo for possible connections to a criminal organisation they've been chasing after for years. It'd really help if she'd stop being this nice, it's really inferring with his ability to objectively investigate. It'd ALSO help if he didn't have to star in a zombie apocalypse movie during the mission.
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There’s an admin enforced server wide peace period and, Ash is prepared to spend it alone. It's not like he has a team, or allies to spend it with after all. Even when there's a Pangi event being hosted, Ash vows to stay out of it.
Unfortunately, or rather, fortunately, he ends up dragged into participating anyways.
aka Ash, his miserable teamless season, and some dumb scavenger hunt.
(Ashswag fic for LS Writer Collabcord, with title from MCYT titleswap (eventmaxxing)) -
there’s blood on that page by an_egghead, Blubfishblue, thatapolloguy (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
06 May 2025
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It’s time for the honerable tournament, and Zam, prince of her kingdom, has elected to participate alongside ClownPierce.
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I put my heart inside a microwave, a microwave for you by an_egghead
Fandoms: The Realm SMP
29 Apr 2025
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Ash’s grip on his fishing rod tightens. “You keep disappearing.” He reiterates. “It’s— frustrating.” Why is he even pretending to be upset about this? Testing the waters, perhaps. To see what happens if he gets them mad.
Instead— Squiddo just shrugs. “I suppose so. But— I don’t think I operate in the same way you do.”
“What the hell does that mean?” Ash fake-laughs.
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Ashswag is trying to figure out the Realm and his distinct lack of memory. A certain mildly eldritch creature shows up, who acts like they know him...
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Ashswag is an angel, not an avian, not a griffon, and certainly not a demon.
He's an angel, lets talk about it and all the pros and cons that go with it.- Words:
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you can't be anybody's friend (i'll love you till i'm dead) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
05 May 2026
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false-mimicry
thinking about squiddo, invisible mafias boss’ partner and i giggle. she is technically a criminal and yet. no one has managed to track them Or even ban her from social media#squiddo #is this even the real world #or am i hallucinating everything #inivisible mafia #villains
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you go monarch. can u tell your boyfriend to change that fuckass name also its so stupid i cant take it srs. everytine i see it on the newws i laugh#squiddo #invisible mafia #villains
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I feel like we Really shouldn't be making jokes about this. The invisible mafia is terrible.squiddo
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Squiddo has fun in the internet. Or something.
(DISCONTINUED :( SORRY)
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Bookmarked by an_egghead
21 Feb 2026
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My pride and joy. 💕
This folder is ordered in chronological order. If you want to understand it better, read in this order:
1. Heirs of Silence
2. What Now?
3/4. Four Years in Devotion/Legacy of Devotion (filler fics, you may or may not read it [you can interchange the order in this part, it's not really that big of a deal])
5. Ceremony of Unity- Words:
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Bookmarked by an_egghead
27 Dec 2025
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Three weeks after Pangi stumbles home, half-dead, things fall back into relative normalcy. They don't talk about it. They put a potted-plant over the blood-stain in their carpet, and they don't talk about it.
The two of them never intend to get into any trouble at all, really. They don't ever go looking for any these things, those aforementioned things just happen to find them.
The body they find inside of an abandoned building is one of those things.
Worse, the body has a pulse.
Even worse than that, Pili thinks he might look familiar.
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Hundreds of years of letters, learning to be selfish, and the looming reality of immortality.
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Ash falls to the floor, barely catching himself. Minute steps aside, allowing Spoke to hammer a boot into Ash’s stomach. He wheezes at that, and before he can recover, Spoke picks him up by the shoulders and shoves into the bookcase behind him. Several books fall down, some hitting Ash’s head. He hisses from pain, but when he looks up at Spoke, there’s a smile on his face. “Didn’t take you for a sadistic type.”
Spoke raises his sword. “You’re just getting what you deserve,” he promises, and then—
Before he can bring the blade down, there’s a sound of breaking blocks above him, and something—someone—falls straight on him. They do barely any damage, but they startle him enough to make him stumble back and allow them to insert themself between Spoke and Ash. They crouch on the floor, covering Ash with their body, and point a loaded crossbow at Spoke.
Their hands shake.
During the final confrontation with Ash, Spoke decides to kill him. He meets unexpected resistance.
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The Lines Blur AU - Evil Rat Three Hearted Trio Super Hero AU by EvilRat_Sabre
Fandom Lifesteal SMP
30 May 2025
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