11 Works by analytiic
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he's my brandy alexander (always gets me into trouble) by analytiic for ratcoffin69
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
28 Dec 2024
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When a huge lightning bolt splits the late-evening sky, Dennis starts the timer in his head. He only gets to two seconds before a clap of thunder rips through the air, ear-splitting, earth-shaking.
Two miles away. Too close.
(or, the power goes out, dennis reaches the end of his rope, and their problem-solving strategies leave something to be desired)
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Dennis wants to say No, Mac, I’m serious. He wants to grab him by the shoulders and shake him and say there’s something important out there and I need you to see it. He doesn’t, though.
or, mac finds out more about what happened in north dakota
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- Part 2 of i should live in salt
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Dennis isn’t going very far, but he’s going. It’s more than he’s been able to do lately. He opens the map on his phone and punches in the name of some park — it’s just out of the city, and Mandy said she used to go there when she was a kid. His phone says the trip will take fifteen minutes, but from the driveway, it feels like a million miles away.
read aloud by the author ;)
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Dennis isn’t going very far, but he’s going. It’s more than he’s been able to do lately. He opens the map on his phone and punches in the name of some park — it’s just out of the city, and Mandy said she used to go there when she was a kid. His phone says the trip will take fifteen minutes, but from the driveway, it feels like a million miles away.
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- Part 1 of i should live in salt
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He doesn’t have to get it to understand how badly Dennis needs it. He knows what it did for him last time, the way that note from across the hotel bar had lit him up from the inside. He remembers how that night played out. There’s something about this whole thing, Mac thinks, that helps him decompress. Maybe it’s the wind-up. The anticipation. The way the air around him feels charged, like lightning’s about to strike.
or, dennis wears another man's skin. mac tries to understand it this time.
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- Part 2 of another man's skin
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The first time Dee feels it, she’s fifteen. A girl in her history class smiles at her — looks past the back brace and the insecurity and smiles at her. The first time she feels it, she doesn’t know what it is, but she’s alive in that instant, fuse lit, firecrackers bursting in her chest. Light and heat and sound. She carries that feeling with her for the rest of the day. Brings it home, drops it on her bed to examine it more closely.
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i wanna hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god, i'm very, very frightened, i'll overdo itor, after they leave the comedy club, Dee finally gets to tell her jokes.
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I'm a wild animal. A winner. A killer.
He’s been gunning for this for a long time. Years, by now. The sheet of paper taped to the door says DENNIS REYNOLDS - REGIONAL SALES MANAGER, NORTHEAST in huge sans-serif letters. The sign that will go in its place will be engraved with the same. Dennis knows it’s just a ceremonial title for the time being. Just printer paper. He’s not really the manager of anything yet, not until this agreement goes through, not until he proves himself.
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wait (they don’t love you like i love you) by analytiic
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
12 Mar 2024
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Dennis needs this. He’s been feeling drained lately, joylessly going through the motions at the bar and collapsing onto the couch as soon as he got home. He’s electrified tonight, though; every cell in his body is humming. It’s like being alive for the first time ever.
or, dennis wears another man’s skin. mac’s very into it.
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- Part 1 of another man's skin
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“You two are fuckin’ insufferable alone,” Dee says, “but you’re worse together. Like an old married couple.”
“Old married couple. Yeah, right,” Mac says, looking to Denise for a laugh that doesn’t come.
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- Part 2 of always sunny genderbent au
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mac and denise move to the suburbs by analytiic
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
14 Jan 2024
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If the smoke detector beeps again, Denise is going to rip the goddamned thing out of the ceiling herself. She will, she will, she swears it on her life. She’ll tear every one of them out. If this house catches fire and they don’t know it, if there’s no alarm to alert them to their impending doom, so be it. She’ll dig her nails into the drywall, sealing her fate. Let it burn, she thinks, let this house go up in fucking flames. She’s always wanted to live somewhere warm.
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- Part 1 of always sunny genderbent au