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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    In the wilderness, grief lingers like smoke, and ghosts stay quiet. Melissa doesn’t know what’s worse— being haunted or being heard.

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    18 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    "You heard her, the Wilderness demands gay sex,” Shauna said sternly, looking all of them in the eye. “So don’t stand around looking stupid, Mari. If by sunset you are not all in your huts lezzing out, I will shoot you. Got it?"

    Ever since Shauna Shipman usurped the antler queen throne, she’s been enforcing a fascist homosexual state that everyone seems on board with except Natalie. It’s like the Yellowjackets are all on Lottie’s shrooms or something, because now under Shauna’s leadership, everyone is just prancing around, causing drama, and lesbianing out. Fortunately, Natalie is completely unaffected by all of it—that is, until she starts getting visions and visits from a ghost who seems very interested in opening her up to the gay agenda of the wilderness.

    Or,

    Yellowjackets S3, except Shauna has channeled all her homicidal tendencies into homosexual ones. Nat gets chased by three girls and visited by three spirits, Tai and Van show the girls what it takes to be lesbian, a paranoid Shauna is haunted by poltergeist Jackie, and Misty tries to get on top. And if you can’t already tell, this is a crack fic (but like, a meaningful one?)

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    08 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    It’s the day before the crash.

    It’s always the day before the crash.

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    02 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    i cooka da pizza: does she have you at gunpoint or some shit palmer

    the machine: van blink twice if you need help. we'll get u out of there
    the machine: also… i foresaw a dire omen. if u guys even care.

    situationship final boss: you what?
    situationship final boss: oh very funny, van.

    van the man: SHE DOESN'T HAVE ME AT GUNPOINT. THERE IS NO WHIP TO BE CRACKED

    marmar!!: me when i lie
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    OR: a yellowjackets chatfic with no plot no angst nothing. this shit is all fun and games!! also because i believe every fandom needs at least a few jokefics so be the change u wanna see in the world. plus if anyone needs some fun its you guys, this show makes me miserable in the best (and worst) way

    (updates ...sporadically. lol)

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    25 Apr 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Gen busied herself with some schoolwork while Melissa got lost in her own thoughts as they tucked in for a lengthy, boring flight full of a whole lot of nothing.

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    OR: i really like the funny hat girl and gen and i think the concept of them properly bonding post-crash is 10x's more interesting than them having been childhood friends.

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    25 Apr 2025