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In a TV interview, Superman slips up and reveals that he thinks Batman is the most attractive member of the Justice League. Bruce’s kids find this hilarious. Bruce finds it intriguing.
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Turnabout is Fair Play by solomonara
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
18 Nov 2017
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Superman kissed Bruce Wayne in full view of several dozen phones. Now the whole world, including Lex Luthor, knows Superman has a boyfriend. But that's okay. Batman has a plan. (Sequel to How to Date the Batman.)
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- Part 2 of How to Date a Superhero
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13 Dec 2025
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How to Date the Batman by solomonara
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
04 Nov 2017
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Someone spots the Batman kissing Mild Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. Hijinks ensue.
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- Part 1 of How to Date a Superhero
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13 Dec 2025
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Bruce Fucking with the JLA by littlegh0st
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Aug 2022
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Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA.
Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.
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13 Dec 2025
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just want you to be my emergency contact by scallionpancakes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
01 Sep 2025
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“I believe I have also told you that the duty of cooking belongs to me,” the butler continued. “I have reminded you countless times that tasks like these are under my supervision. Don’t think I didn’t notice that you’ve made Master Duke’s bed this morning.”
“I left the rest of the room untouched!” Bruce cried. “I didn’t even dust it or wipe down his table!”
Alfred raised an eyebrow.
Bruce faltered for a moment before reluctantly confessing, “I cleaned his windows.”
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Wherein after finally going to therapy, Bruce decided the best way to deal with the ever-present fear of his loved ones dying were to spoil them all. The Batkids are all very much happy with this approach, despite how unnerving it was to witness Batman dangle a criminal over the roof before cooing at them and calling them his sugar bugs.
Superman is on the other rooftop, crying over the fact that Batman hasn't called him his "sugar bug."
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bruce wayne embraces his fate as a housewife with open handsday 244/september 1: housewife
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11 Dec 2025

