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With Harry dead and Voldemort triumphant after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione finds herself captured by her childhood enemy. Now imprisoned and sentenced to death, she is waiting to see Harry and Ron on the other side.
At least that's what she thinks.
But with Draco Malfoy in charge, things are not always as they seem. As Draco starts to help her process the things that happened to her, he draws her ever closer until she can no longer stay away.
And Draco? He only cares about keeping his sweet girl with him, through any means necessary - and getting revenge on anybody who has hurt her.
Featuring an anxious Hermione Granger and a psycho-simp Draco who helps her heal with gentle touch and by pulling her into the morally grey along with him.
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13 Dec 2025
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Draco Malfoy has done it.
Somehow – years after the war – he’s finally convinced the world he’s not such a bad bloke.
Which is why, when Theodore Nott asks for help in passing his final Ministry probationary meeting, Draco is confident his friend will pass with flying colours too – that is, until they learn who will be judge, jury, and executioner.
Or: the one where Theo panics, Draco flirts with a prickly probation officer, and the entire night descends into chaos and feelings. There is a violent plant in this fic.
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- Part 1 of A Tiny Universe
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18 Nov 2025
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Finite State by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Mar 2019
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“Hiya, Peter,” Deadpool is standing there in all his red and black glory, sounding deceptively cheerful. All too cheerful, in fact, for a gun resting against one muscular thigh and a hand reaching back to, no doubt, grab a katana. “Peter Parker,” Deadpool continues, saying his name like he wants to bite into it. It’s actually kind of hot. God. Focus, Peter. Is Deadpool seriously going to try to kill him now?
All too late, Peter realizes that Spider-Man never responded to Deadpool’s messages.
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When he's blackmailed by, of all people, a weird work acquaintance who needs Spider-Man gone for obviously illegal purposes, Peter is forced to hang up the suit- at least temporarily -until he can resolve the situation. Unfortunately, things start to get sticky when Deadpool, who Spider-Man's been on-again off-again with (okay, yeah, lowkey messing around with), crashes into Peter's life and demands the photographer help him figure out what's got his favorite webhead so spooked.
Peter's life is really weird.
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25 Mar 2022
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He stares at himself in the mirror. His cheeks are faintly blotchy, flush sparsely coloring down his neck. His eyes look glassy and half-crazed. “Get it the fuck together,” he growls lowly to his reflection. “You lose everything. Get fucking used to it.”
He can’t stop thinking about it. How Derek looked at him, said his name reverently rather than disdainfully.
Stiles sits on the shower floor, shivering even though the spray is far too hot. He keeps replaying the words over and over - sometimes the person someone shows us and the person we choose to see are two different people.
For the first time, Stiles takes a moment to seriously consider that perhaps he has never known Derek Hale at all.
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19 Mar 2022
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I'll Just Hold Onto That For You (Your Heart) by maxxrose
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Feb 2022
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One fateful Saturday morning, Tony makes the choice to eat breakfast at his favorite cafe, surprisingly mundane in his MIT hoodie and harboring an insatiable need for a mug of black coffee. Next thing he knows, he gets a face full of window glass and one Bucky Barnes quite literally crashing into his life, clad in sinful black body gear and armed with a devilishly sly smirk that has a 110% chance of being exactly Tony's type.
Bucky is completely charmed by Tony, Steve not far behind.
At this point, Tony's main concern is just staying alive, preferably long enough so he can attempt to seduce the head of the Carter crime family, and his second-in-command.
When chaos ensues, it surprises no one.
OR.... the one where Tony calls Bucky a murder muffin and Steve is so on board with that.
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01 Dec 2021