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“Today is full of surprises,” The wizard says. “Who knows? I had to try my hand at the notion I was in the presence of the few. It seems I’ll have to find a healer the harder way. Are you all aware of the timer we are on? With the insertion of an illithid tadpole, a process known as ceremorphosis begins…”
Astarion tunes him out. He no longer doubts that Gale is just an oddly-equipped human; surely no divine entity could be this annoying.***
When an interesting mage joins their tadpole-ridden party, Astarion is bound to be curious. Vampire, angel. Snake, bird. Forsaken, divine. It would be so easy to slip.
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put your arm 'round my collarbone (clean up the blood) by apricotzel
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Nov 2022
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The gun goes off while Edward is still smiling and laughing, while Izzy’s gun still has a curl of smoke from the end, while Bonnet’s still gazing at Edward like he hung the moon and stars.
Then the bullet hits Izzy, and the left side of his head fucking explodes with the force of it.***
It's Izzy's job to always return to Edward's side, no matter what he has to go through. Death isn't any exception, really.
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“We are not this dog’s divorced parents.”
“We absolutely are.”
“Juliette,” Cal sighs.
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Once he's died, Peter thinks about Arthur. He's always been thinking about Arthur.
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- Part 2 of by my side
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Gordon's Evil Cat by apricotzel
Fandoms: Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware - Fandom, Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom
17 Apr 2022
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“What is that,” Gordon asked, not breaking eye contact with the thing out of pure fear it would lunge at him.
“‘S a cat,” Benrey repeats, extending his arm further. Gordon wasn’t sure how this weird alien cat was supposed to be held, but he’s pretty sure not like this. Benrey simply had his arm extended, and the creature was laying on him like a branch of a tree, body supported by his arm while its limbs dangled off.
“Oh,” Gordon says, not processing anything, “okay.”Your typical roommates frenrey fic where Benrey tries his best, Gordon tries to try his best, and there's an alien cat.
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disclaimer that this story is framed pretty light-heartedly but there is a LOT of arguing and general toxicity in the beginning! it gets bad fast! these bitches are a mess!
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This Thing All Things Devours by Hartling
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Pharsalia - Lucan, Curse of Strahd - Fandom
05 Nov 2022
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How cruel it has been to become a man beside one who has lifetimes stretched before him, and to know him more intimately than you have known yourself.
Events from Strahd’s past as a conqueror and soldier alongside his eternally loyal comrade-in-arms and former mentor, Rahadin:
From a young age, Strahd saw the whole world and all in it as something to be devoured. He was a vampire long before his heart stopped beating. -
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Rachel's been a proud practitioner of compartmentalizing practically since the womb, so her first thought is Someone clearly penny pinched where he shouldn't have. Her second thought is fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.
Members of Goddard Futuristics observe a meteor shower, and things escalate from there. Plus, chicken noodle soup, birthdays, rain, performance reviews, and hitmen.
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05 Jun 2023
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hey dad, hey dad (wouldn't it be cool?) by Rehearsal_Dweller
Fandoms: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017)
23 Sep 2019
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Three kids who call Donald "dad" by accident (and one who does it on purpose).
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22 Dec 2020
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Glenn has to believe they forgot him, because the alternative is that they left him behind.
Which, in all fairness, is an equally likely scenario.
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07 Feb 2021