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>>>Miscellaneous archived files found.
>>>Open files?
>>>[YES] [NO]
>>>[YES]
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to rage (and then to win) by aptlydapper for aka_efirg
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Aug 2021
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Nakahara Chuuya has been a wizard for four years. Nakahara Chuuya has been exhibiting excellent self-control for all four of them.
This all goes right out of the window the moment he hears the hissing.
Fuck not having a criminal record, Azkaban can't be that hard to break out of.
OR, the rise of Chuuya, Hufflepuff hero.
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bright creatures, made of hope by aptlydapper for aka_efirg
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Dec 2020
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There are no dog fighting rings in Yokohama, but—
(a tiger paces along the wall and roars)
(a dog, standing proudly despite the blood from—)
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O expectations, stale and dismal airs, leave this body of mine! by aptlydapper
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
09 Nov 2020
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Apparently, Chuuya has a signature(s).
Apparently, removing that signature(s) renders Chuuya basically unrecognizable.
Apparently, this works on everyone.
Chuuya would have liked to know this before getting accidentally recruited.
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“You know, if you turn me over to the social workers, well… the chances of a kid my age findin’ a decent home are slim–”
“Don’t bet on it, Robin.”
“Robin?” Jason’s head whips around and he stares at Batman in horror, “Robin!?”
Batman’s smile falters, and he starts explaining slowly, “Yes, you’ve proved yourself quite a lot tonight, young man. I think you’d make an excellent Ro–”
“Fuck that!”
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Jason, very aggresively, says No to being Robin. This spirals into quite the different life for everyone in the Batfamily!
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22 Oct 2025
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A Job Well Done by DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: Black Adam (Movie 2022), Shazam! (Movies - Sandberg), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), DCU
23 May 2024
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“You’re doing a lot for me.” He ventures. The sudden grin Jason offers him is – boyish, brash, conspiratorial.
“Street rats stick together, Cap. And you’re one of the good ones.”
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In which the Wizard puts Teth-Adam on a shit-list, and Billy Batson hires the Red Hood to investigate.
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22 Oct 2025
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Playing with Matches by CrouchingTiger28
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
03 Jul 2024
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There was a familiar click-hiss, and Red Hood pulled his helmet off.
“You’re an imposter,” Grey said coolly, his eyes flickering to the rearview mirror.
“My actual brother,” Boss drawled, then, to the fake Red Hood, “Your hair stripe is coming out.”
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Or: Red Hood’s gang, Red Hood’s family, and Jason Todd’s headache that comes and goes. …oh, here it comes again.Series
- Part 1 of Lighting Matches in the Dark
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22 Oct 2025
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“Mister Wayne, I think you know why I've called you into my office today,” Leilani prompts gently, but when she receives a blank stare in response, she sighs, “Several employees have voiced a certain… concern about your behaviour towards staff.”
Bruce frowns, “Is this about the printer incident?”
“No sir, this is about your alleged stalking—” she pauses, “Printer incident? What printer incident?”
“Nothing,” Bruce deflects, before he narrows his eyes, “Stalking? Me?”
(Wayne Enterprises HR team is getting really tired of having meetings with Bruce Wayne about harassing an employee he is convinced is his son.)
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22 Oct 2025
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Jason gets caught by the JLA.
Of course, he needs someone to bail him out, and Batman is the supreme authority on the Watchtower and his dad so it makes perfect sense to call him. Unfortunately, Batman is still mad about those warehouses he blew up a few weeks ago, and karma is an asshole.
Justice League, meet Brucie Wayne.
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- Part 8 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 2 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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22 Oct 2025