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    “So, I’ve been following your son around,” Steve says. “Watched him crawl out of his window in the middle of the night and bang his head on the fire escape. Are you aware he drinks anti-freeze? And that he’s playing the elephant’s backside in his school’s Christmas play?”

    “Say all that again,” Tony says, “but slowly, and using way more words.”

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    12 Jul 2025

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    “The Joker is dead. Batman is dead. One of those things is good and one is bad, but she’s not sure which is which right now.

    There’s a child sitting on the floor between them, laughing hysterically. That’s an easy one—bad.”

    Harley and Tim are the only survivors of Joker's plan to brainwash Robin. She does her best to pick up the pieces.

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    25 Jun 2025

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    “So here’s the deal,” Tony says. “Here’s what’s rumbling in the back of my mind. That bookstore we just came from, I knew the previous owner. Her name was Mary. I got her knocked up, and then waved all my parental rights while the bun was still firmly in the oven. Didn’t even take a peek in the oven. Never saw her again, never saw the kid. Don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl.”

    “Say all that again,” Harley says, “but slowly, and using way more words.”

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    18 Jun 2025

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    “I know all about your secret identity.”
    A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”
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    Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.
    And he can juggle them all just fine, thankyouverymuch.

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    16 Jun 2025

  5. Rec 21

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    His Radiancy is not well.

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    07 Jun 2025