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    The incessant banging on his door continued. Dazai grumbled to himself about common courtesies, then shuffled across the dorm and swung open the door.

    The sight punched the breath from his lungs.

    Standing in the doorway, gripping the frame with one hand while the other clutched a haphazard handful of bloodied bandages to his stomach, was Nakahara Chuuya.

    Or, Dazai receives a late-night visitor. Being partners comes just as easily as it used to.

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    Death held the weapon high above his head. “We will never recognize each other again.”

    Life looked up through wet lashes, but his eyes reflected sharp, angry determination. “We are both damned,” he hissed. It sounded like a prayer. “You will never escape this.”

    Death’s answering grin was sharp as knives. “I suppose you’ll never know.”

    Or, Dazai Osamu is the latest Angel of Death sent to the mortal realm. When he awakes, he does not expect to find a strange red-haired boy standing over him. When Nakahara Chuuya is on his way home, he does not expect a strange dark-eyed boy to crash-land in his field.

    Neither of them expects to fall in love either.

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    He thought Chuuya might respond with another well-worn insult, something about his gangly limbs or resemblance to a fish. Or maybe just a simple “you’re ridiculous,” muttered under his breath with that fond, quiet smile he only reserved for these softer moments.

    “Are you tired of all of it?” Chuuya asked instead.

    Dazai went stiff.

    Or, Dazai is exhausted by everything he does for a city that doesn't return the favor. A warm shower with Chuuya helps.

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    "You're too short for your own good, you know. Someone's going to pick you up off the street one of these days and then who will I have to make fun of?"

    "Je vais t'étriper comme le maquereau visqueux que tu es," Chuuya hissed, grip tightening on his collar as he yanked them closer. Like this, Dazai could smell the jasmine of his shampoo and see the anger swimming in his eyes. [“I'm gonna gut you like the slimy mackerel you are.”]

    "Oh, Chuuya," he sighed, grinning like a fool. "I love it when you talk dirty to me."

    Or, Dazai is convinced (forced) to join his friends for a year in Paris, and he doesn't know a word of French. Chuuya is just hoping to get through school without any strange encounters, and he doesn't know a word of Japanese. They collide (literally) and the situation devolves from there. They figure it out.

    Beautiful artwork here!

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    “Start talking, fuckers!” he shouted, voice echoing through the warehouse. It smelled like dirt and dust, but there was a metallic note in the air that made his stomach twist.

    He stopped dead in his tracks.

    Osamu.

    Or, Chuuya saves Dazai from yet another close call. (They save each other).

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    Chuuya looked up to return the smile. Higuchi was pretty sure he said something, but she didn’t have a clue what it was when she saw his left hand.

    His exposed left hand.

    Or, the students of Bungo University find out that Professor Nakahara Chuuya is married. The only problem: they don't know to whom.

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    “Whatever,” Chuuya muttered, shaking his head. He really didn’t have the energy for this. He grabbed what he was looking for, adjusted his basket, and made to walk past Dazai without another word. They brushed arms as he passed, and Dazai didn’t say anything as he walked away.

    Then, the strangest thing happened. 

    Or, Dazai and Chuuya are both rendered unable to lie. It prompts some unwanted conversations and, even worse, feelings.

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    Usually, the mafia didn’t take vacations.

    Luckily for Dazai, his husband was always overworked and it was easy to convince him to make an exception—just this once.

    Or, Dazai and Chuuya try to get away from the chaos of Yokohama. The chaos of Yokohama comes to them.

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    Another shock to his system. Chuuya felt his spine go rigid as he began to catch on. Why Mori brought him here, why he brought just him.

    Apparently, Mori saw the understanding dawn on his face, because his smile widened and he spoke again. “I want you to join Port Mafia Modeling, Chuuya.”

    Or, Nakahara Chuuya is the newest recruit of Port Mafia Modeling. Dazai Osamu is the agency's up-and-coming Demon Prodigy. Thrown into the public eye as PMM's rising talent, their lives crash together in a whirlwind of glitz and glam, and it may not be such a bad thing.

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    “Then get moving before I shoot you myself!” Chuuya snapped. Dazai grinned, half-inclined to lean over and kiss him.

    This was where it all went wrong.

    Or, Dazai and Chuuya land themselves in a tight spot and Dazai is decidedly not okay with it. Luckily, Chuuya has always been good at punching their problems square in the face.

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    "Right. That's why you married me."

    "Don't remind me." But the way she said it was impossibly fond, and Dazai pressed her smile into Chuuya's palm, lips grazing the thin silver band she'd given her four years ago, in that cottage just down the road.

    Or, Dazai has a nasty habit of thinking too much. Chuuya brings bread and jam, and that always helps.

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    Usually, it was at this point that Dazai’s morals (which have always been flimsy at best) began to fray. These nobodies dared to even think that they had any right to ask for Chuuya’s attentions or—Dazai nearly gagged—his affections?

    But today was going to be a good day. Dazai would keep his morals intact. No blood would be spilled.

    Or, Chuuya asks Dazai to make him a promise on Valentine's Day. Dazai didn't think it would be this difficult.

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    “Chuuya.”

    The word was soft, hoarse, wheezed between shallow gasps, and Chuuya paused.

    This wasn’t real, right?

    Or, Chuuya is used to Dazai pulling shit on their missions, but he's not used to saving Dazai from evil champagne.

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    The Boss of the Port Mafia was untouchable.

    His smile was white, his nails clean. Not a single cut or corner of him was out of place. He was sharp, and severe, and untouchable.

    Or, one of the ghosts of Dazai's past has always been more relentless than the others. Luckily, Dazai has warm showers and Chuuya to make everything a little better.

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    “Chuuya!”

    He paused, glancing over his shoulder with questions in his eyes—they were so blue.

    “Come to the Underworld and be mine.”

    Or, Dazai Osamu is in search of a reason to live. One prophecy later, and perhaps he's found him.

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    “Hey, Chuuya?”

    Dazai cringed—his voice sounded painfully feeble. Double Black, bested by the bitter cold of the Hidaka mountains.

    Pathetic. 

    Or, Dazai and Chuuya's mission ends up being much colder and much more miserable than anticipated. They're forced to talk about their feelings.

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    What if, what if—

    Dazai stopped.

    Everything went quiet.

    Chuuya.

    Or, pretending to drown his newly-vampired husband may not have been Dazai's finest plan, but it was going to work. He wouldn't accept anything else.

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    “Wait! There’s an approaching ship just northwest!” Atsushi shouted, spyglass in hand. “The sails…”

    He trailed off and Dazai frowned, glancing up toward him. “Go on!” he called over the wind.

    He watched Atsushi’s eyes widen, lips pressed together. Shock, disbelief, wary hope, were all written on his face, clear as day, and Dazai’s breath hitched even before he said it.

    “The sails are red.”

    Or, Dazai has spent four years at sea in search of his lost love. He finally finds him.

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    Chuuya made his way toward the bathroom, running a hand through his hair with a long sigh. Moonlight filtered in through the window near the couch, casting the entire apartment in a gentle silver shadow.

    He froze.

    No.

    Or, Chuuya's been trying to get his shit together for two years. It only takes two seconds for all that hard work to come undone.

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    Something bubbled up in his throat, small and thin and tasting vaguely like dirt, and Dazai spat out whatever it was with blood still sticking to his tongue and teeth.

    He paused.

    There in the grass, stained red and mocking him with its delicate innocence, was a pink petal.

    Or, Dazai is only sixteen when he begins coughing up flowers. It takes him eight years to find a cure.

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