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Draco Malfoy leads an ordered but rather unfulfilling life, working in a Ministry basement and residing in his cramped Muggle flat. Feeling underappreciated and horribly lonely, he purchases some special charms that allow him to conjure imaginary friends. Unfortunately, after becoming a suspect in a potions smuggling investigation, Draco is forced to surrender a month’s worth of memories for a Pensieve Probe.
The aurors assigned to bear witness to his most private and embarrassing moments are none other than the Ministry ‘darlings’ Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley.
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21 Jan 2026
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A Wizard’s Guide to Co-Parenting with Your Ex-Arch Nemesis by thecouchsofa for apricitydays
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jan 2024
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Harry had expected a few things when returning for his Eighth Year. Rooming with Ron, a cheeky Firewhisky down at the pub, leaving his assignments to the last minute – those were all but certain to occur.
His list of certainties definitely hadn’t included McGonagall’s shake-up of the curriculum, which tasked the Eighth Years with the responsibility of parenthood for three weeks. Caring for a baby Transfigured from a sack of flour would have been alright if: 1) Malfoy wasn’t Harry’s assigned partner, 2) Their baby’s one goal in life wasn’t to spite Harry, and 3) Malfoy wasn’t infuriatingly good at fake parenthood.
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17 Jan 2026
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In which the Company are entirely too nosy about matters that are supposed to be a secret, and Bilbo learns that being concerned about propriety is overrated when you could be making friends instead.
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11 Aug 2025
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You will hear them until you die. You will be unable to function, unable to survive. I win.
Sanji gets cursed to hear thoughts by a devil's fruit user.Bookmarked by aristocats
04 Aug 2025
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When Sanji's father decides to sell the diner in the town where he grew up, Sanji reluctantly returns home to help prepare the place for sale. He should have known he'd have to deal with Zoro who never left their small town and who seems to be nursing a chip on his shoulder. Which might be fair given what happened between them.
Worse than saying goodbye to the diner Sanji loves so much are the weird happenings around town. Sanji would just ignore it all if only Zoro didn't start acting suspicious as hell.
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20 Apr 2025
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᭄᭡ ͏ Homesick by summerofspock
Shrugging him off, Zoro turned away. “You're not supposed to be like this.”
Sanji was lost on that one. “What the hell are you talking about?”
“The same.”
Sanji tensed in protest. “I'm not the same. It's been six years!”
Zoro dropped his hands onto the edge of the counter and hung his head. “You are. You're still a contrary asshole. You're still the kindest person I know. Being around you still makes me feel like—” Zoro broke off and looked at him. Sanji didn't know how he meant to finish his sentence, but it made his breath catch.
(fics with hometown themes are ALWAYS so gut wrenching to me, like UGH i had to sit and just EXIST reading this fic, figuring out ur life, cryptics, Luffy being... Luffy, #love this Zoro, gorgeous art paired w/)
— April 20, 2025