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like a good neighbor by arxaris
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Aug 2026
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“So, like, what do you do while you work? I assume you’re not actually jerking off all the time.”
“I usually just bake. And I do a lot of crossword puzzles.”
“Oh, sick, you can bake? Did you make anything tonight while we were talking?”
“I put cinnamon rolls in the oven right before you called.”
“Ugh, I’m so jealous! I’m pretty sure one of my neighbors is making cinnamon rolls, too - I can smell them all the way in my bedroom and it’s making me so hungry. Is the universe punishing me for spending half my paycheck on a phone sex line?”
In which Shouto is a phone sex operator, Hanta is his newest regular, Sero is kind of into his mysterious neighbor Todoroki (who might have the hots for Sero, too), and everyone is too dumb to introduce themselves with full names or realize that not that many people bake cinnamon rolls at 11 PM on a Friday night.
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talk dirty to me by arxaris
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Mar 2021
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“Um, Sero?”
“Yeah?” Sero said casually, not looking away from the TV, despite his heartbeat suddenly residing in his throat.
“How- how does it work?”
Sero swallowed. Oh god. “How does what work?”
“You know what I mean,” Todoroki said quietly. Sero did. He was just buying himself time. “How does - how does dirty talk work?”
“Uh.” Sero felt lightheaded. “It’s kind of hard to, like, explain.”
“Oh.” Todoroki replied. Sero sucked in a slow breath, keeping his eyes glued to the screen, praying he would leave it at that. “Well, you could show me, then?”
In which Todoroki thinks dirty talk is fake news, Sero is a reluctant teacher, and Todoroki turns out to be a natural.
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“...Pro-heroes Fatgum and Suneater were able to retrieve all hostages and transport them to safety. This was made possible by the heroic efforts of UA intern Red Riot, who held off the involved villains, four-against-one. Unfortunately, Red Riot sustained serious injuries and is now receiving intensive care…”
Bakugou’s chopsticks clatter to his plate.
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It’s times like these that Hanta wishes he were… like his peers. Where they can rely on biological instincts and subtle changes in scent, he has to rely on his subpar skill at reading people, on the hope that he can tell when a friend – are they friends, though? – would rather not be alone.
Hanta looks down at his arm, curled tight around his offered comforts, and lets out a quiet sigh.
He has to rely on a shared interest in manga, on the sheer luck that he watches Todoroki enough to know which brand of chips he sometimes buys at lunch time, what drink he reaches for from their communal fridge after class.
Third year brings Sero Hanta new manga, old insecurities, and Todoroki Shouto.
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Hell of a (First) Time by arxaris
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Jul 2020
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Incubus - a male demon who feeds off of sexual intercourse with humans.
Kaminari hasn’t been able to get the word out of his head all day. Not since he learned it at 11:28 am in his mythology and demonology class, anyway. To him, it sounds a whole lot like an opportunity.
Kaminari Denki is hella tired of being a virgin, so he summons a demon to help him out. But maybe he should be more careful with what he wishes for - he's going to be absolutely ruined for humans after this.
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The Gladiator AU by arxaris
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Feb 2020
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tell me i'm yours by arxaris
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Jun 2019
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Sokka would swear, later on, that it was completely innocent when it started.
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17 Aug 2026
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“I see.” Zuko closes the scroll. “Is the Water Tribe sending a replacement?”
“Uh yeah,” Sokka gestures to himself dramatically. “You’re looking at him.”
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15 Aug 2026
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Sokka's the high school drop-out and closet nerd working at his sister's coffee shop - Zuko is the gorgeous rich guy who comes in three times a week and orders cinnamon tea. Sokka may or may not have his entire schedule memorized.
Thank god for Star Wars.
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14 Aug 2026
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“No, no way,” Kojiro says definitively, shaking his head. “You’re full of shit. It’s too thin, it wouldn't cover a hickey.”
“Y-you don’t know that,” Kaoru stammers, fingers curling into Kojiro’s shoulder, grounding him there. Kaoru keeps forgetting how big Kojiro has gotten, but the spread of his own thighs over Kojiro’s is a distracting reminder.
“I could prove it,” Kojiro says, fingers still stroking over the delicate skin of Kaoru’s throat.
Kaoru shifts closer. Kojiro’s breath is warm on his skin.
“You could try to prove it,” Kaoru whispers back.
Or: the author is back on her "Matchablossom get together because of a bet" bullshit.
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21 Feb 2022
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paging dr. oblivious by dreamtowns
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 May 2019
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Hitoshi, slowly, delicately, puts his fork down and squints. Denki regrets maintaining eye contact, but, also, he doesn’t because damn, Hitoshi has pretty eyes – and focus, Denki, focus! “I’m sorry,” Hitoshi starts, quietly, almost threateningly, and tilts his head. “Would you like to repeat that? People think we’re what?”
“Pining,” Denki bursts out, almost too loud in the hospital gardens, and then he hunches forward and continues much more quietly, but no less heatedly: “They think we’re,” he swallows and finishes, almost lamely, “pining.”
Hitoshi says nothing. Waits.
“They have a betting pool,” Denki practically wails.
(or: the entire hospital staff has a betting pool on when Denki, resident trauma specialist, and Hitoshi, the neuropsychologist, will start dating.
The punchline is that they are married.)
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11 Feb 2022