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    “So, like, what do you do while you work? I assume you’re not actually jerking off all the time.”

    “I usually just bake. And I do a lot of crossword puzzles.”

    “Oh, sick, you can bake? Did you make anything tonight while we were talking?”

    “I put cinnamon rolls in the oven right before you called.”

    “Ugh, I’m so jealous! I’m pretty sure one of my neighbors is making cinnamon rolls, too - I can smell them all the way in my bedroom and it’s making me so hungry. Is the universe punishing me for spending half my paycheck on a phone sex line?”

    In which Shouto is a phone sex operator, Hanta is his newest regular, Sero is kind of into his mysterious neighbor Todoroki (who might have the hots for Sero, too), and everyone is too dumb to introduce themselves with full names or realize that not that many people bake cinnamon rolls at 11 PM on a Friday night.

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    “Um, Sero?”

    “Yeah?” Sero said casually, not looking away from the TV, despite his heartbeat suddenly residing in his throat.

    “How- how does it work?”

    Sero swallowed. Oh god. “How does what work?”

    “You know what I mean,” Todoroki said quietly. Sero did. He was just buying himself time. “How does - how does dirty talk work?”

    “Uh.” Sero felt lightheaded. “It’s kind of hard to, like, explain.”

    “Oh.” Todoroki replied. Sero sucked in a slow breath, keeping his eyes glued to the screen, praying he would leave it at that. “Well, you could show me, then?”

    In which Todoroki thinks dirty talk is fake news, Sero is a reluctant teacher, and Todoroki turns out to be a natural.

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    “...Pro-heroes Fatgum and Suneater were able to retrieve all hostages and transport them to safety. This was made possible by the heroic efforts of UA intern Red Riot, who held off the involved villains, four-against-one. Unfortunately, Red Riot sustained serious injuries and is now receiving intensive care…”

     

    Bakugou’s chopsticks clatter to his plate.

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    It’s times like these that Hanta wishes he were… like his peers. Where they can rely on biological instincts and subtle changes in scent, he has to rely on his subpar skill at reading people, on the hope that he can tell when a friend – are they friends, though? – would rather not be alone.

    Hanta looks down at his arm, curled tight around his offered comforts, and lets out a quiet sigh.

    He has to rely on a shared interest in manga, on the sheer luck that he watches Todoroki enough to know which brand of chips he sometimes buys at lunch time, what drink he reaches for from their communal fridge after class.

    Third year brings Sero Hanta new manga, old insecurities, and Todoroki Shouto.

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    Incubus - a male demon who feeds off of sexual intercourse with humans.

    Kaminari hasn’t been able to get the word out of his head all day. Not since he learned it at 11:28 am in his mythology and demonology class, anyway. To him, it sounds a whole lot like an opportunity.

    Kaminari Denki is hella tired of being a virgin, so he summons a demon to help him out. But maybe he should be more careful with what he wishes for - he's going to be absolutely ruined for humans after this.

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    Sero (00:03): MAYDAY
    Sero (00:03): MAY FUCKING DAY
    Sero (00:03): MIIIIIIINA HELP ME

    Mina (00:04): what is it 
    Mina (00:04): whos dying
    Mina (00:04): and why are you texting me instead of one of the responsible ones

    Sero (00:06): CHECK YOUR SNAP
    Sero (00:06): I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAVE STREAKS
    Sero (00:06): I THOUGHT I WAS BEING FUNNY
    Sero (00:06): CHARMING AND A LITTLE CHEEKY

    Mina (00:07): you think a selfie captioned “send nudes” makes you ‘charming and a little cheeky’?

    Sero (00:07): NOT THE POINT
    Sero (00:07): (but it totally does)
    Sero (00:08): BUT MINA
    Sero (00:08): I JUST GOT A SNAPCHAT FULL OF TODOROKI I-TAKE-EVERYTHING-LITERALLY SHOUTO’S NAKED FUCKING BODY

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    It wasn’t that Kirishima was some giant creep who sent unsolicited dick pics to his crush, okay. Well - only the first time, but he’d been drunk and had just thought he was being funny. But after that - after that Bakugou had technically been asking for them.

    Not directly, of course. Bakugou would never. No, every time Kirishima did this, Bakugou would respond with curses and insults and (thus far baseless) threats, ranging from him ending their friendship to blocking his number to straight up calling the cops.

    But regardless of his extreme reactions, Kirishima knew Bakugou wanted the pictures, knew Bakugou wanted him.

    Because Bakugou - his best friend, favorite nerd, and probably future husband once Kirishima decided to settle down - knew a lot of things, the smart fucker, but how to work Snapchat wasn’t one of them.

    Kirishima’s phone lit up.

    Bakugou Katsuki took a screenshot.

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    Or, Kirishima's a frat boy who likes to play with his food before he eats it.

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    “No rush to choose,” the brothel-keep said, an artificial sweetness overtaking her tone. “I’m sure any of my boys or girls would be delighted to spend the night with someone as esteemed as you…”

    She continued to speak. Sero, however, was no longer listening.

    In his attempt to still his own swaying, his gaze had fallen, and caught, on one of the whores. Sero just blinked at him for a moment, trying to take in all his shocking features through the drunken fog of his mind and the drone of the matron’s compliments.

    “He’s a whore?” he blurted, cutting her off. Barely waiting for her nod of affirmation, “Yeah, okay. I want him.”

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    Or, three guys walk into a brothel, and one meets the love of his life.

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    Kirishima and Bakugou are two strong independent Betas who don’t need no Alphas… but that doesn’t mean freakishly-big Alpha cocks aren’t fucking fun to play with sometimes. Especially when it pays the rent, too.

    Or - the surprisingly fluffy and unsurprisingly kinky abo glory hole fic no one asked for

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    Bakugou woke to chants sounding through the Colosseum. “Red Riot! Red Riot! Red Riot!”

    Red Riot?

    “Sero,” he snapped at the Head of his Council, seated a few meters to his right in the Emperor’s box. “What the fuck is a Red Riot?”

    Sero nodded his head to the pit and Bakugou followed his gaze, watching as another gladiator walked out of the gate and towards the center. “New gladiator prodigy. He’s only eighteen, but he hasn’t even come close to losing a fight since he started a couple months ago.” Then, Sero smirked. “I think you’re gonna like him.”

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    Or, all's fair in love and war.

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    Bakugou had been going to BeansPot Coffee for a long time. A hole-in-the-wall coffee shop in the middle of the city, the place was a wonderfully well-kept secret – and that was exactly how he liked it. Which was why he was instantly on guard when he walked in one morning to see a new face standing behind the counter.

    Well, actually, first he saw his hair. Stop-sign red and styled up into spikes. Between that and the way-too-wide smile that stretched across his face, he was almost hard to look at directly.

    Too goddamn bright for this early in the morning.

    Or, pro-hero Ground Zero had a morning routine that he liked perfectly fine, thank you very much. That is, until a bright-eyed new barista showed up to throw a wrench in it, one caramel latte at a time.

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    Getting Bakugou to open up about his kinks is never easy. Kirishima has to work around his embarrassment, deal with his curses and go on short, single-worded answers until he can finally piece together exactly what he actually wants. So, when Bakugou shuffles into their bedroom and tosses his phone at him, cheeks red and eyes avoiding his gaze as he taps his foot impatiently, Kirishima mentally prepares himself for a long guessing game. 

    Looking down at the screen, he sees the browser is open to an article simply titled, ‘Pet Play for Beginners.’

    Well, at least that’s a starting point.

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    “You know,” Bakugou starts lightly, shit-eating grin still plastered on his face, and god, how is he so confident about everything? “I did make you a promise earlier…”

    “Huh?” Kirishima blurts, taken aback. He tries to recall, but comes up blank. “What promise?”

    Bakugou raises a brow, smirk widening, and he grinds down pointedly against his crotch.

    “Oh, fuck,” Kirishima moans, hips bucking upward.

    “That jog your memory, baby boy?”

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    In which Kirishima wakes up in the middle of the night after their first time together, and Bakugou makes good on his promise to ride him until he forgets his own name.

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    Kirishima’s liked Bakugou for years and years and never thought he’d even have a chance. Bakugou could easily become a runway model if he ever decided that’s what he wanted, while Kirishima is... well, just Kirishima.

    There’s no denying he’s strong, but not in the graceful and beautiful way that Bakugou is. He’s got rolls no matter what he does, more body hair than he could ever hope to manage, and thighs that seem to constantly stretch his jeans at the seams no matter how big he buys them.

    Yet, somehow within the span of the last hour, Kirishima’s gone from calling Bakugou ‘bro’ in their shared kitchen to lying underneath him in bed with Bakugou’s lean thigh pressed confidently between his thick ones.

    So, yeah, forgive Kirishima if he’s freaking out a bit.

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    “Shouto,” he gasped, vaguely wondering when they had switched to using given names all the time, instead of just in public. “Wh-what are we - oh, fuck - what are we doing?”

    “Fucking,” Todoroki panted. “Specifically, I’m riding you.”

    Sero huffed a laugh that turned into a moan. “Not what I-I meant, baby,” he replied, and suddenly he was distracted again, trying and failing to remember when exactly pet names had been brought into private, too.

    Just like this, it had sort of just happened.

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    DJ Ground Zero’s fame was soaring higher than ever. But Bakugou himself was falling, struggling to stay afloat.

    The darkness of the year was interrupted by a single light, though. A blinding red one, dancing and laughing in the front row of every Osaka show. The city became his anchor, that smile his lifeline. He was a ray of hope, a promise that things could get better. One day.

    Maybe Bakugou was going crazy.

    Maybe he was falling in love.

    At times, it felt like both.

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    Apparently bad things really did come in threes, Bakugou thought wryly, as the firefighter closed the distance between them.

    Tall, tan, and jacked as hell, he was a strong contender for the single hottest person Bakugou had ever seen in his life. He was covered in soot and sweat that contoured his ridiculous muscles, making them look even more defined, and his clinging black tank top didn’t do much to hide the rest of him, either. His strong cheekbones and jaw had smears of black on them too, and Bakugou had the absurd thought that he wanted to lick them clean.

    Bakugou didn’t think it was possible, but he felt himself turning even redder. He would barely have been able to talk to someone as attractive as him on a good day, and he was about to have to explain to him that he’d tried to burn down his fucking house because he was being petty on Twitter.

    Super.

    Edit: now with podfic!

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    Kirishima stared down at the ‘Call Ended’ notification on his phone, cheeks red and eyes wide with disbelief. He hadn’t exactly meant to hang up on his boyfriend - especially since he’d been the one to call Katsuki in the first place - but he’d panicked after hearing his greeting.

    ‘Hey, baby, I’ll be home soon.’

    Kirishima’s mind was racing. He had a few questions, here. Like, first of all, since when was he baby? Katsuki was always baby, that’s how this worked. Also, since when did Katsuki even use pet names with him at all? Besides Shitty Hair, which didn’t really count. Lastly, and probably most importantly, why the fuck did he want to call him back and make him say it again?

    Sequel to Tell Me I’m Yours

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    The story of how Bakugou Katsuki accidentally got a new quirk and a new boyfriend in exchange for his favorite sex toy and the security deposit on his apartment.

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    Katsuki was falling apart. He had always known what he wanted, had always had his life and career completely planned out. He’d accounted for every detail and every potential obstacle. Except for one - he was not prepared in the slightest to be six years into his carefully constructed life plan, extremely successful, and suddenly so goddamned miserable that he could hardly make it through a day of work.

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    In which Katsuki goes on a backpacking trip to Thailand to find some inner peace, and instead finds a redhead who turns his world upside down.

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