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In the mountains, the townsfolk say in hushed tones, eyes wide, there are monsters - tall, small, wicked, vicious.
Beware, they tell their young ones, don’t go out alone, never follow the voices, don’t stray off the paths, stay in at night and if you see fog roll in, turn around and walk slowly to your own front door.Kang Yeosang, author of gentle stories, stumbles upon an inn nestled in between mountains, forests and a lake of clear blue, amidst storm clouds and his quest for inspiration. It is run by seven men, one more beautiful than the next, and he can feel himself enthralled as they aid him on his search for beauty and love.
Seven men run the Inn by the Lake at the side of the tallest mountain, care for it, look out for weary travellers. They are friendly and loving - but they hide a secret beneath their skins, one that alters their bones and invokes stories of wilderness and warning. One that may drive away those who scare easy, those who cannot handle the monstrous side of the world just as likely as it may draw closer those fascinated by the grotesque and grim.
To find the monstrous in the idyllic is to find the beauty at the bottom of the deep, dark lake.Series
- Part 14 of ateez fic
- Part 1 of here there be monsters
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when snowflakes hit our tongues by asexualclassicist for HearSomeEvil
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
30 Dec 2025
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Nami sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose.“I will pay for the cab.” Zoro raised an eyebrow just watching her. “There and back.” She sounded like that physically hurt her to say; Zoro grinned.
or Nami drags Zoro to a party, Zoro learns about egg nog and Sanji challenges him to a snowflake catching competition
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- Part 1 of snowflake saga
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Jongho takes Mingi's breath away (but it's okay they love to share).
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- Part 2 of the ateez kink list
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That's all he wanted, to please them, make it good for them, -be- good for them.
Mingi is a good pet for his boyfriends.
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- Part 1 of the ateez kink list
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“Hello, my name is Jung Wooyoung, and I’m a Formula 1 race driver.”
“State your team as well, please.”
“Right, yes - Hello, my name is Jung Wooyoung and I’m a race driver for Ferrari Formula 1 Team.”
Wooyoung and his teammate Kim Hongjoong have not seen eye to eye since Wooyoung joined the team two years ago. Their rivalry is infamous around the paddock and outside.
Among film crews and the adrenaline of the race, what happens at COTA stays at COTA, right?or Wooyoung hates Hongjoong. Hongjoong hates Wooyoung. Easy, right? But what happens when one fatal mistake changes their trajectory for the whole world to see?
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it was supposed to be a job like any other. distract, apprehend, pull the trigger, get out.
but the body doesn’t fall, fingers still stuck in the flesh of the pomegranate, red juice running rivulets down his arm.
a shiver, a click -
an obsession borne of the smoke of a gun, the stench of death and the sweetness of red on red.or murder husbands woosan meet vampire yeosang
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"Yeosangie can keep you warm."
or when the days and nights get colder, Seonghwa's body grows more lethargic. Yeosang helps keep them warm
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- Part 3 of yeosang's guide(s) to monsterfucking
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Little specks of something caught the light around him and he marvelled at them, beautiful in their simplicity and size, the tiniest globes of warm gold against the dark background of the forest. He tried to reach for them but they evaded him, his fingers too big and clumsy, not fit to touch the ethereal.
or Yeosang steps on a mushroom and finds a statue in the forest that looks suspiciously like one of his boyfriends...
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- Part 2 of yeosang's guide(s) to monsterfucking
- Part 3 of here there be monsters
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"Oh fuck no," he cursed this time, because the face he saw, brows scrunched up in pleasure, eyes closed, lips parted and shiny - was him: Zoro.
Sanji spots his annoying neighbour in the shower - things escalate.
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- Part 1 of my annoying neighbour (boyfriend)
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“Do you want to play or not, pup?” Seonghwa asked, standing behind Hongjoong. Yeosang watched with wide eyes, hyper-aware of Jongho by his side who seemed to almost vibrate as he waited for Mingi’s answer. Everyone had gone quiet, the air was still; Yeosang held his breath.
“I wanna play.”
or there’s a leather collar with Mingi’s name on it (Mutt) and Yeosang discovers he likes to watch his monsters as much as he likes them to ruin him
Weekly Kinktober 1: Voyeurism & Pet Play
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- Part 2 of here there be monsters
- Part 1 of yeosang's guide(s) to monsterfucking
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It started out innocent - drinks, friends, occasional flirting (but that's normal, right?)
But then Seonghwa was on the table, everyone taking shots off his stomach and then... Kim Hongjoong was out of his depth.or the orgy after the body shots
- the (very smutty and not at all plot-heavy) continuation of 'lemon drop: thirst ver.
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- Part 2 of til sunrise
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chew 'em up and keep 'em shut by asexualclassicist
Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band), Ice On My Teeth - ATEEZ (Music Video)
03 Aug 2025
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The fist connected to his jaw painfully, a throbbing kind of weight that would surely leave him bruised.
“Oh, come on.” Wooyoung groaned and used the back of his hand at his chin to twist his neck, cracking the vertebrae. “Not the face.”
The Black Pirates are one of the most feared gangs in the city but can they uphold their resistance against the government and maintain their reputation when a new detective is sniffing around the neighbourhood?
And can San and Wooyoung find their way to each other again amongst the violence of illegal boxing and match fixing?Series
- Part 1 of the law of honour
- Part 3 of ateez fic
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But then he showed up:
Jung Wooyoung.
or in which Yunho has been dragged to a party by Mingi only to find himself faced with one Jung Wooyoung.
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- Part 13 of ateez fic
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He caught him in the mirror once - coincidence
Once more - a fluke
But the third time...or San accidentally walks in on Mingi masturbating in the gym and Mingi doesn't notice (or does he?)
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- Part 11 of ateez fic
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He wasn't sure how they'd even got here, but Seonghwa was lying on the table, one hand holding his shirt up to his chest, head lifted ever so slightly to watch as Mingi poured some of the yellow liquid from his mug onto his abdomen and Hongjoong was losing his mind only slightly.
or Wooyoung makes them a new cocktail, Seonghwa ends up on the table and they all get sticky and horny
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- Part 10 of ateez fic
- Part 1 of til sunrise
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Ever since they’d started dating, they’d gone to the gym together, and whether Yeosang liked to admit it or not, in San’s mind those were gym dates, simple as that. They worked out, sure, but there was plenty of flirting and teasing and they always got protein shakes and dinner afterwards - hence, date.
or San and Yeosang gym date, that's it, enjoy
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- Part 9 of ateez fic
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Innocent. Sweet. Kind. All words their friends tended to use when describing Kang Yeosang. None of the words Yunho would use to describe him right now.
or Yunho sees Yeosang in the gym - Yeosang proceeds to fuck Yunho into the gym equipment
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- Part 12 of ateez fic
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friday nights and fever dreams by asexualclassicist, JumanjiiCostco
Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)
14 May 2025
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“Hey,” Yeosang says softly, stepping in over the threshold and straight into Jongho’s touch, whose arms immediately close around him as he practically falls into him. It’s grounding, helpful–his hands always kind even when they’re not soft.
Yeosang shows up to their Friday night movie night sick - Jongho takes care of him.
What could go wrong?
(feat. delirium, fever dreams and unspoken feelings)Series
- Part 8 of ateez fic
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1800s sailors Captain Kim Hongjoong and his crew Jeong Yunho, Choi San and Choi Jongho accidentally time travel to the Year of Our Lord 2025 and see mermaids.
(or how four clueless men from the past find out about cotton candy, cars, and plastic water bottles (and maybe find some pretty boys who dress up as mermaids for a job along the way))
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- Part 1 of all the things invented since 1822
- Part 7 of ateez fic
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He turned to find his boys but paused, eyes wide, mouth hanging open and - Wooyoung knew his boyfriends were hot, of course he did, it was definitely at least 30% of the reason he was dating them. He could spend the rest of his life just looking at these two men and never get bored.
He was seriously questioning his sanity right now though.or Wooyoung gets dragged to the gym - he gets majorly distracted by Yeosang and San's arms and shoulders - smut ensues
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- Part 6 of ateez fic
- Part 1 of woosansang shenanigans