13 Works by astro_zombie
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was held in chains, but now i'm free by astro_zombie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 May 2025
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ATTENTION: The Gryffindor Quidditch locker room is closed. Please use the Slytherin locker room until further notice. We apologize for any inconvenience.
How smug Potter is, Mattheo thought bitterly to himself as he scrubbed the rest of his shampoo out of his hair. He gets to prance his naked arse around our locker room right now.
Mattheo shook his head under the heavy spray of the locker room shower-head, as if to clear the lingering thoughts of Harry Potter’s naked arse from his mind.
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Or: Mattheo's attempts to not think about Harry Potter's naked arse ends with him being fucked in the locker room showers.
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- Part 1 of Mattharry is my Roman Empire
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Tom Marvolo Riddle had been stuck inside of his diary since he was sixteen years old.
The diary itself, inside, was a perfect replica of Hogwarts, the boundaries stretching out well into the Forbidden Forest. Perfect, except for the fact that it was made solely of parchment and ink, and was completely devoid of color or life.
Tom hated the color of parchment.
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Or: Tom thinks he's doomed to be stuck inside his horcrux forever, until his diary falls into the hands of a talented painter
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- Part 1 of Tom Riddle stuff <3
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The first memory Tom ever had was of Mrs. Cole hitting him. He had accidentally dropped his spoon during breakfast, and without any pause, Mrs. Cole backhanded him.
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Or: after a spell pulls sixteen year old abused orphan Tom Riddle from his diary, he and Harry find comfort in their shared experiences and in one another.
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the best seeker in the world used to kiss my dad! by astro_zombie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2025
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“Dad- Regulus Black is going to be there! Do you think he’d give me an autograph? Did you know he’s the fastest Seeker on any current major league team in the world?” Harry chattered on about his favorite player as Ron excitedly joined in, the two eight year olds talking over each other so much that neither noticed the way James’ face paled, or the shit-eating grin on Sirius’ face.
James cleared his throat loudly, tapping his fingers against the table in an anxious pattern. Tap tap ti-ti-ti-tip tap.
“Hey, boys?” Sirius called, grinning. “I can get you both autographs. We know Reggie quite well. Both of us do.”
The boys paused their rambling, mouths hanging open.
“Yeah, Reggie’s my little brother,” Sirius shrugged in false indifference. “I’m sure he’d love to meet you both. I know I’m certainly looking forward to seeing him again. Aren’t you, Prongs?”
James smiled through gritted teeth. “Thrilled.”
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Or: Harry gets the opportunity to meet his quidditch idol, Regulus Black. Meanwhile, Sirius schemes on how to rekindle James and Regulus' past romance.
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Harry Potter and the Amount of Abuse He Suffered at the Hands of His Guardians That Doesn’t Get Mentioned Nearly Enough by astro_zombie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2025
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Aunt Marge let out a prim hm, smacking her lips loudly as she drained the rest of her brandy.
“Well, you mustn't blame yourself about how this one turned out, Vernon,” she said sweetly, patting her brother’s arm to punctuate her point. “It all comes down to blood. Bad blood will out. What is it the boy's father did, Petunia?”
The thin woman looked up, startled, upon hearing her name. “Oh- nothing. H-he didn't- he didn’t work. He was, he was unemployed.”
Aunt Marge tsked. “And a drunk, too, no doubt?”
“A,” Aunt Petunia’s voice dropped to a low whisper. “…homosexual.”
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Or: Harry finds out that his father is actually still alive, but was denied custody after he married a man.
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“C’n I bum a smoke?” your sleepy voice called softly from behind Mattheo. He turned around from his spot on the otherwise unoccupied balcony to see you rubbing your eyes, a fuzzy green blanket draped around your shoulders. He cleared his throat and nodded, fishing a fresh cigarette out of the pack and holding it out to you. His heart rate stuttered for a moment when your fingers brushed against his.
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Or: the new transfer student has caught Mattheo Riddle's eye.
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Mattheo Riddle is introduced to Luna Lovegood's Hufflepuff brother.
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While Apparating with the muggleborn reader, newly-initiated Death Eater Theodore Nott ends up accidentally splinching Y/n, stranding the pair in the woods.
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Harry Potter wakes up one morning only to find out that he's married to Tom Riddle and has forgotten the last four years of his life.
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Children Don't Belong in Cupboards by astro_zombie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Feb 2025
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Out of all of the people Petunia Dursley expected to knock at her door, her dead sister was not one of them.
“Where the fuck is my son?”
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Or: Lily and James rescue six year old Harry from the cupboard under the stairs.
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Coming out as trans (ftm) to your older brothers.
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A little drabble about what Molly was thinking when her kids returned home from their midnight joyride with a starving Harry.
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Snapshots of every time Peter realized he was in love with his friends.
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- Part 1 of random gen other stuff