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was held in chains, but now i'm free by astro_zombie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 May 2025
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ATTENTION: The Gryffindor Quidditch locker room is closed. Please use the Slytherin locker room until further notice. We apologize for any inconvenience.
How smug Potter is, Mattheo thought bitterly to himself as he scrubbed the rest of his shampoo out of his hair. He gets to prance his naked arse around our locker room right now.
Mattheo shook his head under the heavy spray of the locker room shower-head, as if to clear the lingering thoughts of Harry Potter’s naked arse from his mind.
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Or: Mattheo's attempts to not think about Harry Potter's naked arse ends with him being fucked in the locker room showers.
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- Part 1 of Mattharry is my Roman Empire
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[MALE READER]
Tom Marvolo Riddle had been stuck inside of his diary since he was sixteen years old.
The diary itself, inside, was a perfect replica of Hogwarts, the boundaries stretching out well into the Forbidden Forest. Perfect, except for the fact that it was made solely of parchment and ink, and was completely devoid of color or life.
Tom hated the color of parchment.
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Or: Tom thinks he's doomed to be stuck inside his horcrux forever, until his diary falls into the hands of a talented painter
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- Part 1 of Tom Riddle stuff <3
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The first memory Tom ever had was of Mrs. Cole hitting him. He had accidentally dropped his spoon during breakfast, and without any pause, Mrs. Cole backhanded him.
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Or: after a spell pulls sixteen year old abused orphan Tom Riddle from his diary, he and Harry find comfort in their shared experiences and in one another.
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the best seeker in the world used to kiss my dad! by astro_zombie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2025
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“Dad- Regulus Black is going to be there! Do you think he’d give me an autograph? Did you know he’s the fastest Seeker on any current major league team in the world?” Harry chattered on about his favorite player as Ron excitedly joined in, the two eight year olds talking over each other so much that neither noticed the way James’ face paled, or the shit-eating grin on Sirius’ face.
James cleared his throat loudly, tapping his fingers against the table in an anxious pattern. Tap tap ti-ti-ti-tip tap.
“Hey, boys?” Sirius called, grinning. “I can get you both autographs. We know Reggie quite well. Both of us do.”
The boys paused their rambling, mouths hanging open.
“Yeah, Reggie’s my little brother,” Sirius shrugged in false indifference. “I’m sure he’d love to meet you both. I know I’m certainly looking forward to seeing him again. Aren’t you, Prongs?”
James smiled through gritted teeth. “Thrilled.”
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Or: Harry gets the opportunity to meet his quidditch idol, Regulus Black. Meanwhile, Sirius schemes on how to rekindle James and Regulus' past romance.
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Harry Potter and the Amount of Abuse He Suffered at the Hands of His Guardians That Doesn’t Get Mentioned Nearly Enough by astro_zombie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2025
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Aunt Marge let out a prim hm, smacking her lips loudly as she drained the rest of her brandy.
“Well, you mustn't blame yourself about how this one turned out, Vernon,” she said sweetly, patting her brother’s arm to punctuate her point. “It all comes down to blood. Bad blood will out. What is it the boy's father did, Petunia?”
The thin woman looked up, startled, upon hearing her name. “Oh- nothing. H-he didn't- he didn’t work. He was, he was unemployed.”
Aunt Marge tsked. “And a drunk, too, no doubt?”
“A,” Aunt Petunia’s voice dropped to a low whisper. “…homosexual.”
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Or: Harry finds out that his father is actually still alive, but was denied custody after he married a man.
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Snake by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jan 2023
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
Here's book one, I guess.
Features Harry Potter trying to keep his friends from doing crimes, a tired Remus Lupin spontaneously adopting a traumatized child with absurd magical capabilities, Severus Snape doing the bare minimum which is still somehow more than what Dumbledore is capable of, and Harry's friends' growing exasperation with Harry's terrible decision-making skills.
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Bookmarked by astro_zombie
09 Dec 2023
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Life was miserable as a homeless child but at least he wasn’t confined to a small cupboard. He could float under the radar and hide within the shadows of the various alleyways. That was until the owls started showing up.
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04 Dec 2023
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The Privilege of Being Known by ElenAndTara, HopelessAndWandering
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Nov 2022
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Harry needs a break. From himself. From reality. From the huge ordeal of existing and being alone in that existence.
He also has double-potions first thing in the morning.
*Severitus one shot*
Bookmarked by astro_zombie
21 Nov 2023
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Killjoys Never Die by killjoysinner
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: California (Comics)
31 Dec 2022
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What if the Fabulous Four hadn't been killed inside the BL/ind HQ? What if they'd been turned into Draculoids instead?
Bookmarked by astro_zombie
18 Jun 2023