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A Few Words Concerning The Color Green, Or: A Mortician’s Guide On How To Wake A Sleeping Dog by ataxic
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
04 Apr 2022
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When Eric reveals to Antigone that his emotions tend to veer off perfection more often than he’d like them to, she takes it upon herself to push the envelope even further, just to see the scope. It goes about as well as one would expect.
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After months of tension, rival undertakers Antigone Funn and Eric Chapman find themselves in a unique arrangement. With weeks of undercover trysts under their belts, traipsing in dark corners and in hidden rooms—it’s clear that if anything was to be said at all, it would’ve been said already.
It shouldn’t matter though. It’s just sex. Right?
Regardless, Antigone’s under quite a lot of strain when her embalming machine malfunctions again. Alarmingly enough, it may not be the only apparatus currently breaking down.
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An intimate look at one of Antigone's nightly vigils.
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“It’s not pity,” Eric finally said, and Antigone blinked, once, twice, before shutting her mouth with an audible click. Her chest was heaving, black hair strewn over her shoulders and tangled during the course of her outburst. Her eyes flicked down to Eric’s mouth, breathing harshly. He licked his lips. “I promise you, it’s not pity.”
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Wherein Chapman and Antigone have an argument, and things escalate from there.
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“What would you do if I were here, Officer Eiffel?”
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With Georgie gone, Funn Funerals is in dire need of an assistant. Eric Chapman is between funeral homes at the minute and is in dire need of something to do. An exploration of the summer where Eric is the new Georgie, Antigone weathers a sentimental storm, Rudyard re-ignites a rivalry, and romance blooms in Piffling Vale.
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17 Jun 2022
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“Eric, bloody hell, what do you want, then?”
“To teach you some patience, first of all,” he says, and Antigone growls, yanking at her restraints, thrashing her head against the pillow in frustration. “Oh, don’t be like that love,” he admonishes. “I can think of much worse ways to learn that particular lesson.”
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Eric has some fun with Antigone.
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25 Apr 2022
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there’s not much you’ll let get in the way of a good joke, is there?
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Bookmarked by ataxic
03 May 2021
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reminders of my failures everywhere that I might be by NewTimelineNewMe
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
09 May 2021
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“And Hera,” Eiffel said. He swallowed thickly, and he knows he’s crying. “Hera, I—“
The rising nausea made him pause, and the room began to swim around him, faster than before. Eiffel tried to speak, to tell Hera what he needed to tell her, but no words came out of his mouth. His head felt faint, and his vision quickly filled with black, and then he was falling, falling—
Doug Eiffel wakes up at his house.
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19 Apr 2021
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What are the ten things that you most miss about Earth?
Beer, cigarettes, pizza, sex, whiskey, blackjack, porn, monster trucks, tequila, video on demand.
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23 Aug 2020