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1. Public Bookmark 32

   > Ultimate Dirk: Go fuck yourself. by the meat machine (problemsloth)

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Apr 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dirk Strider
   • Dirk Strider
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
   • Ultimate Dirk Strider
   • The Homestuck Epilogues: Meat
   • puppet play
   • Metanarrative Humiliation
   • Slut Shaming
   • BDSM
   • Suspension
   • Metafiction
   • unreliable narrators
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Being an Asshole
   • Ultimate Dirk Also Being an Asshole
   • Bro Strider body pillow

   Summary

   In this work of fanfiction, presented for your reading pleasure on Archive of Our Own dot org (and I do mean pleasure, you sickos), I, Ultimate Dirk Strider, engage in assorted narcissistic debaucheries with my own hilariously awful alternate universe doppelganger. That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter.

   Wait. Why is this tagged "Metanarrative Humiliation"?

   ... Shit.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,500

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   24

   Kudos:

   210

   Bookmarks:

   32

   Hits:

   2,399

   Bookmarked by atomizerJunkie

   06 Sep 2025

   Bookmarker's Notes

   I read this out loud.

2. Public Bookmark 4

   Being Sad's So Boring, I'm Taking a Vacation by coryspazkid

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   22 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Jake English & Dirk Strider
   • Jake English & Dave Strider
   • Dave Strider & Dirk Strider
   • Jake English
   • Dirk Strider
   • Dave Strider
   • Jane Crocker (mentioned)
   • John Egbert (mentioned)
   • Jade Harley (mentioned)
   • Dad Crocker (mentioned)
   • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider (mentioned)
   • Roxy Lalonde (mentioned)
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Earth C (Homestuck)
   • Not Canon Compliant - The Homestuck Epilogues
   • Not Canon Compliant - Homestuck 2: Beyond Canon
   • Jake English Being an Asshole
   • canon-typical jake english social avoidance
   • But Worse
   • Title from a Car Seat Headrest Song
   • dirk strider worries as usual
   • Give This Guy A Break
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Misunderstandings
   • Dirk Strider and Dave's Bro Aren't the Same Person
   • Awkward Tension
   • dirk is carrying for jake here but i swear jake gets his shit together
   • Dave Strider Being an Asshole
   • but only because of past experiences ok
   • Strider Manpain
   • Trans Male Dirk Strider

   Summary

   Your name is JAKE ENGLISH, and you’re tired of being a recluse. Life has given you the short end of the stick time and time again, so you sought for a break and found it within the company of an old friend.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,936

   Chapters:

   8/?

   Comments:

   9

   Kudos:

   21

   Bookmarks:

   4

   Hits:

   292

   Bookmarked by atomizerJunkie

   16 Aug 2025

   Bookmarker's Notes

   Peak. <3