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  1. Public Bookmark 4

    Elon-gated Love by

    Fandoms: Elon musk - Fandom, Tesla - Fandom, SpaceX, Neuralink  

    18 Oct 2021

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    One-shots with Elon.

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    17 Jan 2025

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    буду перечитывать в тяжёлых жизненных ситуациях да плакать от счастья

  2. Public Bookmark 1

    A Donald Trump Story by

    Fandoms: Donald Trump - Fandom  

    23 Feb 2018

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    What the fuck is wrong with me...

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    17 Jan 2025

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    краткое изложение моей жизни

  3. Public Bookmark 49

    Treasure to Me by

    Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)  

    21 Oct 2025

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           A grin spreads across his mouth and crinkles his crows’ feet at the sight. He touches his fingertips to your beautiful jaw, just beneath the corner of your mouth, and kisses you.
           “Hold me real, real tight to you, honey,” he says quietly and warmly, taking hold of your wrist and bringing your arm back around him. “Don’t let go.”
           Your eyes snap open, and you wrap your arm around him and press your hand tightly to his back, holding him and squeezing your bodies close together once again.
           “I won’t,” you whisper ardently. “Not ever.”

    Reader struggles with severe body image issues and low self-worth and loves Arthur but is convinced he's too good for her. Arthur does his best to comfort her and set her straight.

    **Comments always welcome**
    *While there is sexual context ch2 and onward, explicitly described sexual content begins with Ch 6*

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    28 Jan 2022

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    хочется чтобы этот шедевр не заканчивался никогда

  4. Public Bookmark 3

    Nazi has a problem by

    Fandoms: The Centricide (Webseries)  

    24 Mar 2022

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    Nazi wakes up, and something isn’t right.

    Alt. Title; JrEg gets some views

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    08 May 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 1

    Бог знает лучше. by

    Fandoms: everlasting_summer  

    13 Sep 2021

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    Нет дома, нет биографии, нет имени, нет в базах данных. И открытые лица только у мёртвых. Такая реальность и такая война. Для одних террорист и боевик, для других доброволец, ополченец, партизан, gerilla. Попаданец, ушедший в другую реальность чтобы спасти маленькую девочку... и мир. Работа такая-спасать.
    Посвящение:
    Жизнь моя как ветер,
    Кто там меня встретит
    На пути домой...

    Примечания автора:
    Бесконечное Лето для взрослых.
    Никаких инфантильных хикки-задротов, Семёнов Пескуновых, никаких автобусов, кошкодевочек, пионэров и прочего гавна.

    Примите это или идите нахуй. Автору всё равно.
    ТЕБЯ ПРЕДУПРЕДИЛИ.

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    18 Nov 2021