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    “Dad, I don’t want to do this.”

    “It doesn’t matter what you want. This is why we brought you here,” Jack hisses. “So we can get paid.”

    Or: When a cozy night out with his parents turns into a night of captivity and torture, Tim is forced to seek protection from his worst nightmare - the Red Hood.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    Tim has a bad time. “Fun” magic and an Outlaws spotlight.

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    Percy and Jason wake up in bed together in Vegas with no memories of the night before, rings on their fingers and a marriage certificate on their nightstand. One things for sure: Their girlfriends are going to be pissed.

    The only thing they have that chronicles their Vegas adventure is a magical Wedding Album from Hera herself. What stories will it tell?

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    07 Oct 2025

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    ch33 has the wedding. Early chapters have lots of Vegas shenanigans.

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    Jason's father hasn't been answering his prayers. He's used to it; Jupiter's always been stoically silent when it came to his son, but he'd hoped with the alliance between Camp Half-Blood and New Rome, things might be different.

    Percy's optimistic. He can totally get Jason in contact with his dad. He just can't guarantee Zeus'll be in a good mood when they speak. That's fine though.

    Right?


    ALTERNATIVELY: Percy hears Jason praying to his dad and decides to teach him the right way to pray to the gods. Jason has Questions. (And Anxiety.)

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    04 Oct 2025

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    Percy Jackson arrives at Camp Half-Blood bruised and bleeding, with the knowledge that he's the son of a god and his mother is dead. His little display with the Minotaur has caught the attention of the camp. But he’s not sure it is good attention, yet.

    Only the Hermes Cabin's not-quite Co-counselor Theseus, ‘call me Theo,’ doesn't treat him like a fascinating zoo exhibit. Which would be a relief, except he looks exactly like Percy: same green eyes, same trouble making smile, same black hair. The only differences are the fact that Theo is six years older, covered in battle scars, and the black tattoo on his arm. A trident and the letters SPQR.

    Theo is eighteen, powerful, and unclaimed. And his resemblance to Percy could set a dangerous precedent.

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    04 Oct 2025

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    Breaches are opening all across the world, admitting people randomly from other Earths.

    One such person is Dick Grayson. Or, as he's better known on Earth-2950, Deathstroke.

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    04 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This time it’s a thoroughly traumatized alternate Dick who gets brother cuddles (from Damian!) and a chance to talk to the good Bruce. Also chill Jason