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A Dangerous Game by Forgive_Me_Severus for Lorbie05
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Feb 2023
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Hermione knew, with every caress against the French Minister's forearm or the way his hand would travel just a bit too low on her back, that she was playing a very dangerous game...
...especially seeing that look in Harry's eyes every time she glanced at him from across the ballroom floor.
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- Part 5 of Love Fest
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Greg looks down at the parchment in his hand and then back up at the curly-haired witch in front of him.
It feels a little like standing in front of his father after a year at Hogwarts, his report card crumpling in his fist, his stomach knotted and heavy.
“Er, Hermione?” he says, quietly, because then she might not hear him and he can slink back to the haphazard gymnasium a few of the lads have put together in an unused classroom.
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26 Oct 2025
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the avidity of youth; the naïveté of you by galaxy_skies for jiexhua
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2025
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Hermione spends her nights in the deserted library because the ghosts don’t bother her there.
No one died defending books. No one was slaughtered under a table. Blood and ink did not run red and black across the floor.
The rules are bent and broken for the Eighth Years. They do not need to go to bed at a reasonable time; they do not need to attend class; they do not need to hand in homework. She can stay bent over books until the sunrise dapples across the pages; she can stay staring at the unread words until the moon rises once more and the day has wilted away behind her.
She does not have peace, but she has quiet, and sometimes that is enough.
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26 Oct 2025
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“Are you feeling threatened, Edward?”
His brows lifted. “By your brother’s cock?”
“By the landladies in our portfolio.” She gave him her best impression of a thoughtful, enlightened manager. A rather Californian aridity entered her voice. “Are they making you uncomfortable?”
Oh, this was adorable. What simpletons had she been practising this entry-level reverse psychology on? “Yes, actually. It does. It makes me feel objectified. Like a show pony. No one should have to feel that way, at work.” Very casually, he played his ace: “If the other lords spoke to you the way some of their ladies have spoken to me, I would be mortified.”
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- Part 3 of Odds & Sods & Bits & Bobs
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23 Oct 2025
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When Sirius convinces Remus to get matching tattoos, their initial plan is to heal Hermione of the curse damage she suffered at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange. It soon becomes obvious, however, that his real plans include claiming his Kitten and forming a triad.
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18 Oct 2025