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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    It’s embarrassing enough to have to call your boss for help getting home on a Friday night. Even worse when it’s because of a bad one night stand.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Two years have passed since Snape adopted Harry and Draco, and their lives only grow more tumultuous. Between Voldemort’s return, Umbridge’s reign of terror and the general drama of being fifteen, it’s a miracle that Harry’s keeping it together. Despite all of it, Harry would still count himself lucky. After all, he finally has a family...

    Until long-buried secrets threaten to destroy everything that he, Snape and Draco have worked for.

    Updates weekly.

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    10 Dec 2024

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    “I don’t think you’re quite grasping the magnitude of the situation here, kitten whiskers. We’ve got a Spider-Man,” Wade stresses. “That wasn’t in the budget. We’re going so off script right now.”

    “Still haven’t got a clue who he’s supposed to be,” Logan grumbles.

    “Oh my god,” Wade swivels around to face Peter. “I’m so sorry. This is so embarrassing.”

    “No, it’s cool, man. I get it. I’m not - I mean, Peter 1 is like the Peter anyway. I’m just Peter 3.”

    “Okay. So he’s got a few self-esteem issues. We’ll work on that.”

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    Or: The TVA pulled the plug on Peter 3’s universe while he wasn’t in it. As a result, he’s forced to tag along on the Poolverine road trip. Every Deadpool has a Peter, right? Wade might have stolen his, just like he stole Logan, but like fuck he’s letting either of them go now.

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    08 Sep 2024

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    Thirteen years after "Tuesdays with Severus," Harry once again comes to Shell Cottage to recover from injuries sustained in his work as an Auror.

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    26 Apr 2024

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    When Harry blows up Aunt Marge during the summer, Dumbledore is much quicker to react. Snape finds him far before the Minister does, but his plan of dropping him off with a lecture and half a dozen additional summer assignments doesn't work out.

    In which Harry spends the summer at Spinner's End.

    [Translation in 中文-普通话 國語]

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    17 Apr 2024