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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    30 Jul 2026

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    Rose volunteers for a nonprofit that rescues sex-trafficked omegas, and Shane thinks it's a great cause. He even attends their fundraising galas.

    Then, one night, Rose calls to ask for a favor: She wants Shane to let a recently-rescued male omega live with him. In his apartment.

    His name is Ilya, Rose explains, and the thing is, despite omega hormone levels, he acts and smells just like an alpha. He can't keep staying in an omega group home because he's scaring the other omegas and endangering the staff.

    But he could live with Shane, Rose insists. "You're a big strong alpha hockey player, so he can't intimidate you physically. But also he needs to feel safe, which he can with you, because you're not like other alphas." She pauses. "You know?"

    By which she means Shane has never had a full rut, his scent glands barely work, he can't form a knot, and he has no interest in sticking his dick in anyone. Which, whatever. It's fine.

    But if being a failure as an alpha means he can help this omega, Ilya, who's apparently as much of a biological anomaly as Shane is…

    Shane says yes.

    And maybe it's a stupid decision. But he knows that it's also the right one.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    “So, Ilya—”

    “I think you should call me Mr. Rozanov,” Ilya interrupts him, not three seconds in. “Is more professional. You wanted this interview to be completely professional, didn’t you, Shane Hollander?”

    Shane tries not to shudder at the way his name sounds through Ilya’s deep, velvety-smooth voice.

    “I am not calling you Mr. Rozanov.”

    “Mmm, yes, like that. Now say it again, but a bit sweeter.”

    “If you’re going to be a fucking asshole, we might as well not do this,” Shane snaps.

     

    OR - Shane Hollander is an ambitious sports management student with dreams of becoming a renowned NFL analyst. Ilya Rozanov is cocky, aggravating, and happens to be the country’s best college football athlete.

    When Shane is forced to do a report on Ilya for his senior project, resisting his charms should be easy. Ilya is everything he can’t stand. Unfortunately for him, the laws of attraction are rarely that simple.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has a gift.

    He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching.

    Shane Hollander has a problem.

    His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance.

    After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    28 Jul 2026