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Ratio shifts forward. “If there is something I can do to assist you, Aventurine, then I will try my best to—”
“I need you to marry me.”
To escape a bureaucratic shitstorm brought on by his less-than-complete onboarding paperwork, Aventurine comes to Ratio with a proposal: stay married for a period of two years, then get an easy, quickie divorce once Aventurine's residency status is secure.
Only, it's not enough for them to simply get married; the marriage has to look legitimate too. Which is fine. Aventurine can act the part. Except, he's not really acting. Not anymore. And this last-minute trip to visit Ratio's family in Bumfuck Nowhere, Veritas Prime as Ratio's newly minted fiancé is threatening to prove it.
(inspired by The Proposal)
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Would You Believe Me If I Said I Slipped and Fell on It? by barasaurus
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
22 Feb 2026
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Like any individual, Aventurine has suffered his fair share of mortifying ordeals. But asking Ratio to fish a shampoo bottle out of his ass will forever reign supreme among them.
Funny how he can't seem to bring himself to regret it though.
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On his first day back after a prolonged absence from the University of Veritas Prime, Dr. Veritas Ratio steps onto campus looking very, very pregnant. Everyone is, of course, extremely normal about it.
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The City on the Edge of Forever by barasaurus
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Dec 2025
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Penacony was bad. Redor II is worse.
A supposed “easy asset-valuation assignment” quickly goes south when Aventurine and Ratio encounter a lingering remnant of the Order determined to hold them prisoner using their greatest desires—namely, each other.
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- Part 2 of To Boldly Go
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When Aventurine adds an event to Ratio's calendar titled "Sexual Intercourse with Senior Manager Aventurine", he expects an angry text—maybe, a phone call if the doctor is feeling particularly zesty. What he does not expect is for Ratio to show up at his door, right on time, fully intending to make good on their appointment.
Or: Aventurine fucks around and gets fucked. Not a single lesson is learned.
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Ratiorine with Star Trek inspired flavor.
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The Hand That Guides the Spear by barasaurus
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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