bardofrage
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After Hogwarts, your life goes to shit and you end up on the wrong side of history. However, after being captured by your (almost) ex-boyfriend and many, many nights of relieved memories, you realize Death Eater work isn't for you.
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A conflicted Death Eater sees their ex after years and has to deal with buried emotions and painful memories.
(this was originally written from my second account but decided to rewrite on main to clear up any confusion)
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A bunch of silly little smut stories for the ashamed and kinky. Mind the tags because shits abt to be fucked. Will try to content warnings before every story so have fun you nasty little heathens!!
(I also try to keep the reader as gender neutral and appearance-neutral as possible for a smut fic)
(Updating infrequently but always working on a new chapter <3)List of characters I've done (atm):
Sirius Black (x3)
Weasley Twins
Severus Snape (x4)
Ron Weasley (x3)
James Potter (2x)
Remus Lupin (x4)
Draco Malfoy (x4)
Harry Potter (x2)
Lucius Malfoy
Hermione Granger
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Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends by Anonymous
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Jul 2025
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What if Dirk and Harper broke up and Dirk decided to actually sleep with the Hanks out of spite?
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Dirk sighed, slightly disappointed in himself that he'd reached the point in his life where he was venting to coat hangers about his shitty relationship, but he decided to continue nonetheless. What's the worst thing that could happen?
"Well it's just my girlfriend-" Dirk paused, mentally scolding himself before correcting his slip up, "My Ex-girlfriend, is an absolute fucking lunatic! you know why? She thinks I'm hooking up with you! All of you!" Dirk exclaimed exharphatedly, "Like, how out of it do you have to be? Obviously I'm not fucking doing that, even though I kind of wish I was-"
Dirk cut himself off.
Apparently, that was the worse thing that could happen.
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- Part 1 of Date Everything
- Part 1 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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19 Jul 2025
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You had a happy, pretty life with your husband, living in your sweet lil' home in the Mississippi Delta. Everything was warm and sweet until it wasn't. Until your husband went missing. A few weeks later, a stranger appears at your door, claiming he knows an awful lot about your husband. And you. It's been so long since you've known the touch of a man...
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03 Jun 2025
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Pretty Thing, Little Thing, Good Little Girl by Anonymous
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games), Read Dead Redemption 2
19 Jul 2022
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“Well, ain’t ya prettiest lil’ thing.”
Before you could respond, attempting to scramble into a sitting position on the bed, a large hand slammed down on your back, between the shoulder blades, holding you in place on your stomach without much effort.
“Don’t worry, darlin’. I ain’t gonna hurt ya. I’m just curious. Why would a precious lil’ omega be out here in the woods, all by herself?”
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In which the omega and only daughter of a well-to-do family is about to go into heat and runs into a big ol’ alpha outlaw. Well– more like he sneaks into her safe house with less than pure intentions in mind. Shenanigans ensue: gentle dub-con, praise, and more.
Alternatively, in which I woke up thirsty for Arthur Morgan.
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11 Dec 2024
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The virtual meeting room has cleared out by now, and it's just you and Erwin, and you know it looks shady as hell to be loitering around until he leaves first, but you can't stop yourself. You love to look at him.
He's leaning back in his chair, exhaling. It takes you a moment of admiring him before you realize that he might have just minimized the meeting window, because he doesn't seem to notice you're still there.Bookmarked by bardofrage
04 Dec 2024
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In which Zeke's twin ventures to Paradis with Grisha, establishing her own life within the walls.
Hey, so, originally, I said that the first four chapters were just for context--and they are--but they're kind of important. My bad, y'all
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28 Nov 2024