bastardcatboy
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stag hunt by bastardcatboy for seongstars07
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Jan 2025
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Fans of rock sensation STAG HUNT speculate drummer Veritas Ratio and guitarist Aventurine’s relationship as they front Penacony Times’ 56th issue.
for Ratiorine Winter Exchange!
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it's never been so warm (i can taste your summer sweat) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
20 Aug 2024
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It's been seven days with no air and three days with no real thought, not that Aomine can really keep track. He sweats, he suffers, he sleeps, and he doesn’t jerk off. His showers are too cold to keep it up and his bedroom is too hot to move.
Alone, at least.
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08 Nov 2025
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heavy is the crown by sweetlolixo for axiomatiq
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Jun 2021
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“If we give him a bride,” Jiang Cheng says, solemnly. “They give us an army.”
The bride that they seek is of the blood of a fox, and Wei Ying is the last of his kind.
It can only be him.
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08 Mar 2025
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truly a love story for the ages by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Nov 2020
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“We can’t forget the condom, of course,” Wei Ying re-affirms, with a straight face. “Very important.”
“Very,” Lan Zhan nods. “Wouldn’t want any accidents to occur. Not when you’re most fertile. The chances are… very high.”
“Wouldn’t be ideal,” Wei Ying says, nodding even harder.
“Yes, wouldn’t be,” Lan Zhan parrots.
Or, Lan Zhan and Wei Ying attempt to baby-trap each other into a marriage, without realising the other is doing the same. The results... are not that bad?!!
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15 Feb 2025
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The low light catches on the heavy golden hoops threaded through each of Ratio's stiff, dusky nipples. The chain that links them shimmers with each labored breath the doctor takes.
It’s no secret that Aventurine likes his men adorned— specifically, in things he’s bought just for them— and Ratio’s secret penchant for naughty piercings has only given him that much more room to stake his claim.
“Not getting bored, are you?” It’s a well-worn tease. Ratio complains about the lack of stimulation, Aventurine gives him something to really cry about.
They're not together, not really. But that doesn't stop Aventurine from leading a leashed and blindfolded Ratio out to his opulent penthouse balcony in the middle of the night and imagining there's eyes on them in the dark.
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10 Feb 2025
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this is god-tier aventio i’ll never recover
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The Imaginary Perks of Higher Education by goodnight
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Jun 2024
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“You have better things to do.”
“Not according to the Company, I don’t.” Aventurine smiles and takes off his sunglasses. He reaches over and goes in for the kill, lifting the bottom of Ratio’s chin to meet his eyes. No one ever resists the eyes. “You have no idea how special you are—in that I was sent to retrieve you.”
Ratio says nothing. He doesn’t really move.
In which the IPC just can’t seem to convince Veritas Ratio to join the Intelligentsia Guild, so they deploy Aventurine to a tiny university city-state, where he must charm the good doctor into their fold.
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- Part 1 of The Imaginary Perks of Higher Education