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    A few weeks before college starts, Stiles signs up for an app called Heat-finder to meet an alpha to get him through his next heat. Stiles is bound and determined to not be some cliché college age virgin and decides a heat partner is the way to go. If he embarrassed himself then at least he would never have to see the alpha again, right?

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    “Yup. That's me, Stiles. I'm Stiles.” He swallowed nervously. “Actually, no my name is Mieczysław but I couldn't say that when I was little. I-I would mispronounce it and say my name was Mischief. It's a family name, Polish. Mieczysław, not Mischief, that would be weird. My mom picked it out." Oh god, Stiles couldn’t stop the flow, the words just kept coming and coming. He just couldn't seem to help himself and knew as Derek's brows rose higher that he was fucking blowing it! "It was her dad’s name. I don't know where Stiles came from.”

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    Derek stopped listening to him, brain going a mile a minute.

     

    Derek, it’s fucking happening!
    Derek, please!

     

    He would recognize that fucking voice anywhere.

    Two years. Two fucking years had passed, and now this little shit was standing in front of him, speaking his name, and grinning like an idiot.

    “It’s you,” Derek said, earning him a confused look from Stiles. “The phone call. Two years ago. It was you.”

    (SNYE - January 2nd - Time Travel)

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    01 Dec 2025

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    “You are not a very good assassin. I expected more from the Argents than a doe-eyed street urchin.”
    The blade in the King’s hand wavered in the light. There was a triskele pressed into the hilt. A Hale. A King Hale. King Derek Hale. The Wolf King. Stiles shuddered.
    “I’m not. I-” Stiles couldn’t remember the last time he had been this shaken up. He took a half step back, but got tangled up in something on the ground. He flailed as he fell.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Stiles agreed to a second alliance with the wolves in the hopes of securing his people's future. Even if it meant repeating his past.

    9/12/19: author's username changed.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    When Stiles pulls up outside, he feels immediately like he’s making a huge mistake.

    Or possibly the best decision of his life. Ever.

    He parks opposite the station and on the forecourt he can see two fire trucks parked outside and a LOT of wet muscle.

    The fire department are actually cleaning the fire trucks and yep, he’s going to die.

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    23 Oct 2025