beefuckingramune
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- unOrdinary (Webcomic) (2)
- Duolingo (1)
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Duolingo is coming for your ass (crackfic) by ah_whoops, mizuki (beefuckingramune), shatteredpawn
Fandoms: unOrdinary (Webcomic), Duolingo
18 Jun 2026
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John, a Duolingo assassin sent to beat up students who broke their streak, falls in love with Duolingo streak preserver Arlo. Initially, John seems like just a soulless assassin with no social skills, but as time goes by, layers in his past and identity crack apart and meld back into one again.................Together, they will try (keyword try) to defeat the Duolingo Apocalypse....dun dun dunnnnnnn
OOC asf
Duolingo possessed John x Simp Arlo(Idfk what this is LMFAO just straight up crack- I swear the actual grammar will be normal after the introduction lol)
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the forks go in the frigidaire by mizuki (beefuckingramune)
Fandoms: unOrdinary (Webcomic)
01 Apr 2024
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Fuck "star-crossed lovers", here they are. Arlo thinks highly of himself but he's actually an idiot, John thinks he's cool enough to dodge the Fork, Elaine might be a stalker, and Cecile supposedly is a simp for John. Supposedly.
Then everyone else is like hey, if the two most explosive best friends, a (former) homophobic girl and a bubbly charger socket, and two kinky lesbians can get together, why can't they? Might as well give a try, and feed the drama hoes. That takes about 30-something chapters, by the way. What is a brain cell? Never heard of one.
DISCLAIMER: CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE! THEY BELONG TO URU-CHAN AND ARE FROM A WEBTOON CALLED UNORDINARY!
(also only like 20% of this is actual jarlo plot the rest is just filler and weird late night conversations)
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supernova - when the red star collapses (& another part of our world fades away) by digital_entity
Fandoms: unOrdinary (Webcomic)
26 Jan 2024
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Circling,
Like a loop. Like a cycle. Like a never-ending sequence, with its split ends and sharp edges coiled into knots, leading into one another, one after the other. Life has never gotten worse. He couldn't even tell if he wanted to care or not.Arlo just wanted everything to disappear into a huge supernova.
OR :: arlo figures val out, and john assumes the role of his therapist (although unwillingly)
tw: strong language, mention of blood and death (not much)Bookmarked by mizuki (beefuckingramune)
31 Jan 2024
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Title!
Lots of ships to be included!Bookmarked by mizuki (beefuckingramune)
09 Oct 2023
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There are two things Arlo is certain of:
One. Aunt Val has always been there for him. Cheering him on, saving him, helping him, giving him life.
(So why does her gaze feel colder than ever?)Two. There are two types of powerless. ("And I don't think I can stand being powerless again.")
TW (trigger warning): death, assault, abuse, abandonment, mentioned/implied attempt at suicide & self harm, strong language
[completed !!]Bookmarked by mizuki (beefuckingramune)
09 Oct 2023
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John wakes up incredibly tired after a long night of what should've been studying (he was playing Slappy Pig all night) only to look in the mirror and see that something is incredibly different about themself.
I don't own UnOrdinary, all rights go to Uru-chan
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- English
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- 2,268
- Chapters:
- 2/?
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Bookmarked by mizuki (beefuckingramune)
09 Oct 2023
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As winter rolls around, Remi decides to host the first Safe House Secret Santa! While most are happy with who they got, a certain black haired boy and the blond pretty boy himself ended up getting each other's names. Now these two have to get to know each other better, despite the awkward tension from their history, and eventually develop feelings for the other.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,570
- Chapters:
- 3/?
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- 1
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by mizuki (beefuckingramune)
09 Oct 2023