3 Works by beetlebrain
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Let's Pretend This Never Happened by beetlebrain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Mar 2026
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“You know what, Wei Wuxian? I guess, at the end of the day, it’s about time—I just wish this would have happened under less annoying circumstances. Don’t give me that look. Like I said, I appreciate your, hm, character development. But there’s something to be said for taste. So much for creativity! So much for degeneracy! Ugh, just so you know, my opinion of you is dwindling by the second.”
Nie Huaisang performatively washed his hands, which Wei Wuxian chose not to take too personally, and after much silence let out a beleaguered sigh as if to say, Must I explain everything?
Yes! Wei Wuxian thought.
“Your hickey, Wei Wuxian.”
-Wei Wuxian definitely sleeps around, and there’s nothing wrong with that! Lan Wangji, worried for his soul, begs to differ.
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The Summer Wei Ying Died by beetlebrain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Sep 2025
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Once, Lan Wangji had liked a boy. That boy no longer existed in this world, but he could pretend, if he chose.
Inspired by The Summer Hikaru Died
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Poor Pussy by poor pussy (beetlebrain)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jul 2024
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Wei Ying finally looked up in surprise, and here is what he saw: a tearful Luo Binghe on his knees and a gleeful Xie Lian guffawing in his face. Once the coast was clear, Hua Cheng laughed behind his hand. Lan Zhan shook his head in disapproval. Wei Ying turned to Shen Yuan for confirmation that this was wack shit, but he was in the bathroom yelling at his boner to go down.
These are the consequences of playing poor pussy with people you went to highschool with.