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Let's Pretend This Never Happened by beetlebrain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Mar 2026
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“You know what, Wei Wuxian? I guess, at the end of the day, it’s about time—I just wish this would have happened under less annoying circumstances. Don’t give me that look. Like I said, I appreciate your, hm, character development. But there’s something to be said for taste. So much for creativity! So much for degeneracy! Ugh, just so you know, my opinion of you is dwindling by the second.”
Nie Huaisang performatively washed his hands, which Wei Wuxian chose not to take too personally, and after much silence let out a beleaguered sigh as if to say, Must I explain everything?
Yes! Wei Wuxian thought.
“Your hickey, Wei Wuxian.”
-Wei Wuxian definitely sleeps around, and there’s nothing wrong with that! Lan Wangji, worried for his soul, begs to differ.
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The Summer Wei Ying Died by beetlebrain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Sep 2025
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Once, Lan Wangji had liked a boy. That boy no longer existed in this world, but he could pretend, if he chose.
Inspired by The Summer Hikaru Died
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Poor Pussy by poor pussy (beetlebrain)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jul 2024
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Wei Ying finally looked up in surprise, and here is what he saw: a tearful Luo Binghe on his knees and a gleeful Xie Lian guffawing in his face. Once the coast was clear, Hua Cheng laughed behind his hand. Lan Zhan shook his head in disapproval. Wei Ying turned to Shen Yuan for confirmation that this was wack shit, but he was in the bathroom yelling at his boner to go down.
These are the consequences of playing poor pussy with people you went to highschool with.
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Songs of a Wayfarer by foxflowering
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2021
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Binghe’s first impression of Shen Yuan was thus: He’s so young! Twenty-five at the very most, though twenty-two was a more likely estimate. Still stage-aged! That was crazy young for a Cang Qiong ballet instructor! Most of Binghe’s teachers were in their late thirties or forties — former pros who’d aged out of performing after years and years of intense physical strain.He must be the youngest teacher I’ve ever had, Binghe thought. Then, his face growing hot at the thought, The most beautiful, too. No contest.
✽Fourteen year-old Luo Binghe is a student at the prestigious, highly competitive Cang Qiong Academy of Modern Dance. There, he meets Shen Yuan — an enigmatic (and devastatingly beautiful) dancer-turned-teacher.
Also available in Russian!
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07 Mar 2026
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Akito is, once again, engaged to be married and time is ticking on Kyoya's time as a bachelor. So the former Ouran Host Club hatch a plan: a matchmaking game. The aim of the game? To give Kyoya the freedom to choose his own bride on merit and personal benefit before his father can do it for him.
With Kyoya’s (reluctant) agreement, Kaoru’s scheming, and a list of eligible bachelorettes from the Hitachiin client list, it’s set to be the scheme of the century.
That is, if Kyoya and Kaoru can put aside their feelings long enough to pull it off.
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31 Jan 2026
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Blue by MimiSpearmint
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 May 2025
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Lan Wangji attempts to speedrun every conversation about queerness or differentness that has occurred in the household from Sizhui’s perspective. He cannot properly recall any except one: always turning the radio off when a certain, outrageously-out singer comes on.
“I think I should tell you a story,” says Lan Wangji.
In the early 2000s summer heat, a decidedly straight Lan Zhan meets a boy called Wei Ying. Later, Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian.
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- Part 1 of Twitter Threadfics
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18 Dec 2025
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The Epic Highs and Lows of High School Zine Production by el_em_en_oh_pee for tshirt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Sep 2023
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Jin Ling didn't mean to commit zine fraud. Surely you get a free pass if you didn't know how taxes work?!
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16 Nov 2025
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“Wei Ying.” Lan Zhan’s voice is slightly strained. “What are you doing.”
“Being brave,” Wei Ying says; and then, impulsively, rises on her toes again to whisper in Lan Zhan’s ear. “You can do whatever you want to me. Anything at all. Kiss me, fuck me, kill me, eat me. I’m yours.”
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It's Wei Ying's last weekend in the city.
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21 Sep 2025