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    Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated
    Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression!
    Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 years

    In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    Hayden cuts himself off at the sound of something he hears so rarely, he’s almost sure he’s imagining it. He scans the room, looking for the source, and sure enough, his eyes land on his target. 

    There, nestled in between two of his teammates on the couch, is Shane Hollander. 

    Laughing. Out loud. Audibly. 

    Like, he’s actually fucking laughing, not the fake laughs he forces out to make other people more comfortable. In fact, he’s laughing so hard, he looks like he might cry, and Hayden would be delighted by the sight of it if he weren’t so fucking concerned. Shane Hollander doesn’t laugh at parties. Shane Hollander barely laughs when he’s actually happy, and he’s never happy at parties. So what gives? 

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    Shane Hollander accidentally gets very high. That's it, that's the fic.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Regulus is a demisexual romance author who has one big hangup: Smut. After a mountain of bad reviews on his latest novel, an awkward meeting with his publisher, and a conversation with Remus, he decides to take the leap. Unfortunately the only person he really wants to sleep with is James Potter.

    Alternative title: "The art of fucking your brother's best friend six ways from Sunday without falling in love in the process."

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    11 Nov 2025

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    Me: hi mr lupin 😊

    Mr. Lupin: Hello

    Mr. Lupin: Are you going to tell me who you are today?

    Me: i have another hint for you

    Me: i don't have a dad, but i could sure use a daddy ❤️

    Mr. Lupin: And you figure I'm the man for that job?

    Me: 😜

    Me: you tell me

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    14 Oct 2025

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    Wealthy philanthropist James Potter shouldn’t be this miserable. But in the wake of a messy divorce, he’s been left feeling like his heart is up for auction with no bidders. That starts to change as he becomes increasingly drawn into the intriguing life of a mysterious sex worker named Regulus. But as time goes on, the lines of their arrangement become increasingly blurred until neither of them can make sense of what they’ve become.

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    10 Oct 2025