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“Guy?” Buck asks like he’s never heard the word before. “Eddie’s been talking to a guy? Like, a specific guy?”
“Yeah,” Harry says. “He was talking about it the other day after work. I think they’ve been out like three or four times. Pretty sure he’s an electrician or something?”
“An electrician…” What the fuck kind of real person is an electrician?
Buck drums his fingers on the table and stares at his empty glass and wonders what possible conversation led to Eddie revealing this guy’s profession to Harry. It’s not like it’s interesting.
Buck tries to picture what Eddie could’ve possibly said: I was out for the twelfth time this week and some random guy came up to me and said hey, I’m an electrician, can I put my stupid sweaty hand on your bicep and then crash your work function? And I said yes because I’m gay now and that means I have to go on a date with every fucking man in Los Angeles apparently.
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Eddie gets a boyfriend, and Buck has some feelings about him.
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12 Jul 2026
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“I would like to go home, please,” Buck says to the ambulance ceiling. “Too many people have seen me in my underwear. Eddie?”
Eddie stands. “Yeah, bud. I’ll drive.”
“Oh, no,” Maddie says, and snatches Buck’s pants from him. “You’re staying with us tonight. Evan, you got stabbed in the leg.”
“Okay, I did not get stabbed, Mads. I got, uh—”
“Slashed,” Eddie offers, and Buck points.
“Yeah, slashed! And it wasn’t even deep. Right, Hen?”
Hen looks between the two of them, blinking open-mouthed like she’s watching a mating ritual on the Discovery Channel. “My God, they’re soulmates.”
or, The triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of dating while a serial killer is on the loose.
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12 Jul 2026
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Buck's always known that Eddie was strong.
Knowing Eddie was strong and seeing it put on full display were two different things. Especially when strength was the entire point of this specific challenge.
Or, Eddie pulls a firetruck with his body and Buck nearly comes on the spot. God forbid he wants his strong best friend to slam him into a couple walls. Or better yet, into the mattress.
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10 Jul 2026
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An unknown Alpha slut-shames Buck at the grocery store. Eddie, obviously, doesn't let it slide.
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- Part 2 of buddie gifts ᥫ᭡.
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10 Jul 2026
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"Oh my god," Eddie's voice came out cracking. "Are you hard right now?"
"No." Buck spoke up almost immediately, looking up to meet Eddie's eyes and- oh, bad idea.
"You are." Eddie chuckled and Buck frowned, looking back at Eddie. Huh? "Dude, out of all the things I've ever worn," Eddie continued, opening the fridge's door to get himself a beer. "I just have to show my forearm to get you hard?" He finally said, smiling like the fact of Buck being hard was amusing.
What the hell was going on?
Or, Eddie yells at Buck and Buck gets hard about it.
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10 Jul 2026