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only the pure of heart by miniature_pineapples
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
11 May 2025
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“It’s okay,” Johnny says, stroking the now-tamed unicorn’s mane. “See? She likes me.”
“Because you’re a virgin,” Peter blurts out.
Johnny shoots him a withering look. “No, it’s because of my pure and untainted heart,” he snaps. “Yes, because I’m a virgin!”
It takes a rampaging cosmic unicorn for Peter to find out Johnny’s a virgin, then an accidental power swap to figure out why.
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03 Nov 2025
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One Hell of a Package by bleedingballroomfloor
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
01 Jun 2025
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Then Alex sees it: a small package at the bottom of the mail bag, the plastic bag crinkling and rattling on its own accord, the source of what Alex now realizes is a high-pitched buzzing sound.
"Oh my God," he says to no one but himself.
There's absolutely no way this is actually happening. There's zero chance he's witnessing this in real time. Because who would actually be dumb enough to order a goddamn vibrator knowing that every piece of mail in the building gets dropped off at one common spot, and what are the goddamn chances the vibrator would be going off inside of the bag?
Or, Alex hooks up with the idiot who thinks it's a good idea to order a vibrator to the front desk of a residence hall. Based on a true story.
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02 Nov 2025
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Those two idiots in the Park by abc_efghij_lmnopqr_tuvwxyz
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
24 Jul 2025
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He yelled, “HEYYYYYYYY!”
The voice, without missing a beat, responded, “WHAT?”
Henry roared, “WHAT’S YOUR NAMEEE?”
There was a pause. A dramatic one. Then: “NAMETAG SAYS ALEX,” the man called back. “BUT YOU CAN CALL ME DADDY.”
Henry bellowed, “FUCK YOU ALEX, YOU MOTHERFUCKING WANKING PLONKING BELLEND! CURSE UPON ALL EIGHT GENERATIONS OF YOUR MEDIOCRE BLOODY FAMILY!”
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02 Nov 2025
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With one condition by misanopia
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
03 Jun 2025
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"That sounds so fun!" Johnny clapped once, grinning like he just discovered a new superpower. "Can I do it? I wanna try. Who can I try it on? Conditioning people might just be my next hobby."
Or, Johnny finds out about the Pavlovian theory and it somehow lands him a boyfriend.
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02 Nov 2025
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There was nothing but a glass of chenin blanc standing between Henry and total humiliation. One of these days, he was going to have to get ahead of his sister and best friend; cut them off before these ideas even occurred to them.
“Just give it a try, Hen,” Bea said, a pushy edge to her voice. Henry knew she didn’t mean to be, but it made him grit his teeth all the same. “What have you got to lose?”
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In which Henry indulges his sister, downloads an app, puts himself out there, and finds out the person he needed was waiting right next to him all along.
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- Part 10 of Modern Marvels
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05 Oct 2025