birthofcaeneus
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- Paper Man (2009) (1)
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He loves her more than anyone.
She's all he'll ever know.
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- English
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- 920
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- 1/1
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- 2
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“I’m just gonna—” he starts, at the same time that Gerri says “Roman, do you genuinely think you would be less fucked up if you were a girl?”
He says: “Uh.”
It’s that fucking tone of voice, like, I knew it would be bad, but I didn’t know it would be this bad. Like someone who just saw a cockroach, sighing and rolling up their sleeves to go looking for a thousand more cockroaches. It hits him right in the dick, like a Pavlovian reaction, only if Pavlov fucked the dogs.
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Gerri, Roman, increasingly convoluted hypotheticals, bad ideas for stress relief, etc.
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19 Sep 2025
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Roman realizes Gerri might like women. He handles this extremely normally and with tact. (He does not.)
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19 Sep 2025
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While Tom was still so committed to Roman that he was sure he’d marry him, Roman begged Tom to fuck Shiv.
The full assignment, which Tom dutifully completed, also included Connor and Kendall.
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- Part 2 of Could've Had a Dog
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08 Jul 2025
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For the three months he and Tom circled each other in Los Angeles, Roman hadn’t been starving. It was a revelation, at the time, that he had in fact never not been starving.
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- Part 1 of Could've Had a Dog
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08 Jul 2025
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volume 4 scene insert/re-telling
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“By all means… cuddle,” Wallace mutters, barely still among the living. “Just… pretend I’m not here.”Scott twists up his mouth in discomfort, looks over at Ramona, weighs his options. He could ask if she wants to make out still - not like he hasn’t awkwardly been in the room with Wallace and one of his flings enough times, it’s only fair. He thinks back to the tangled hot knot in his stomach each of those evenings, the restless nights that followed, and thinks maybe the revenge would be fun, would be worth it. Maybe it’d be hot even? Or something? But. Ugh. He fists his hand in his hair and sighs, “Sorry Ramona, wanna rain check the cuddling?”
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or what if scott handled the move-out situation different.. might be a series, for now a bittersweet-ish one-shotBookmarked by birthofcaeneus
20 May 2025