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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Podfic of DBMars' amazing epic Bram Stoker's HANNIBAL because apparently I am just a huge masochist.

    I hope you like the idea of a British guy speaking nearly 600k words.

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    27 Nov 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    Aziraphale Fell is working as a maid for her very strict employer at his cottage in the South Downs. A man of few words, he has several demands to make of her.

    CONSENSUAL “noncon”, pre-negotiated kink will be made apparent. Clear communication and responsible safeword use plus aftercare. If you’re worried about the tone, feel free to skip to the end notes section so you can see the explanation for peace of mind if you prefer, with a short spoiler summary, check the tags.

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    31 Mar 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    It’s easy to spot the one he’s after now. The bratty cherub is fat like a pigeon, and it makes the most lovely squeaking sounds when Crowley closes his fingers around its body with enough force to render it breathless as he pulls it out of the enchanted basket. Its little siblings stare up in horror, their bodies paralysed, feathers and clothes in complete disarray.

    Crowley hums, ignoring them, too busy examining the soft thing in his hold, enjoying the way the cherub squirms, trying to free itself now that it is out of the basket’s field. Crowley doesn’t blame it one bit; he knows his reputation precedes him, and the little thing must know what will happen next. Hell, maybe it is even looking forward to it. Cherubs are a kind of angel, after all, and all angels are a nasty lot.

    Crowley would know. He used to be one.

    Demon Crowley is out patrolling during Halloween’s Eve when he captures a bunch of cherub spies. He decides to have his fun with one of them.

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    28 Mar 2024

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    2095. Britain is a post-apocalyptic wasteland ravaged by droughts, the collapse of civilisation, and hordes of the undead. Despite that, Aziraphale’s life is actually pretty good. He has his caravan, his books, and his work, offering his services to the men who stop by Tadfield on their arduous journey north.
    One day, a mysterious stranger knocks on his door. Crowley is charming and handsome and he appears to know his way around a vegetable garden. He comes with the tempting offer of a mutually beneficial arrangement. But it’s in Aziraphale’s best interest not to get too attached.

    A dystopian cottagecore sex worker AU.

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    23 Mar 2024

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    The season 2 finale was gutting so I'm taking these two ineffable idiots and patching things up between them. Slowly. With angst. And Muriel. And ultimately, a happy ending.

    This kicks off from the end of season 2. First fanfic so hopefully someone enjoys reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

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    09 Mar 2024