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As Maverick waited for the hostess to run his card he looked back at the table watching as Ellie started to build a catapult with her fork, straw, and the rubber bands that held their silverware together with their napkins. He chuckled to himself as she launched her pineapple on to his plate and cheered in victory when one landed in his abandoned water cup. Still playing with her food at 27-years-old. But he wouldn’t expect anything different from the kid. His kid.
“Playing with your food, Lieutenant?”
Ellie spun around and smiled innocently. “It’s not playing. It’s science, Uncle Mav.”
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Maverick kept many things close to his chest. His emotions, his past, the number of times he's stolen a jet, and a few secrets. But what happens when a high-stakes mission threatens to bring to light one such secret he's held for years? One that could change the very meaning of the word family. -
'Breaking the Code' One-shots by blondeweasel
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Jun 2022
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This is a random non-sequential collection of one-shots, missing scenes, ideas, and suggestions that fit into my 'Breaking the Code' universe. You will want to read 'Breaking the Code' before reading this unless you want to have a lot of questions and be really confused.
Basic plot of Breaking the Code: Obi-Wan and Satine have a daughter that Obi-Wan doesn't learn about until Satine is dead and he is informed of her existence in a most unusual way. After the war, he finds her and brings her back to the temple where shenanigans ensue and their fellow Jedi learn how to live with two Kenobis.
It's pure fluff and cotton candy rainbows to help deal with the pain of RotS and Order 66. Basically me ignoring canon and giving Obi-Wan the happy life that he deserves. So go check it out, then come back here.
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- Part 2 of Breaking the Code AU
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Breaking the Code by blondeweasel
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 Aug 2020
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Obi-Wan technically didn’t have permission from the Council to go on this particular mission. He told them he’d be tying up some loose ends from the war on an Outer-Rim planet but failed to give the full details. Of course, it wasn’t really a lie. Not exactly. But he knew they wouldn’t see it as such and wouldn’t be pleased. After all, he would be coming back from a so-called ‘final peace negotiation’ with a Force-sensitive 3-year-old who resembled him quite a bit. Surely that would raise suspicions and questions.
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- Part 1 of Breaking the Code AU
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Breaking the Code AU by blondeweasel
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Jun 2022
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The Work of Kings by GaliumMurale
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Aug 2026
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As Bilbo and Thorin are figuring out their new relationship, Thorin is forced to explore how the weight of the past he still carries with him has affected his relationship with Fíli, his nephew and heir.
A sequel to The Weight of Quiet, this probably won't make much sense without that, so go read that first!
And, as usual, all comments and kudos are greatly appreciated ❤
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- Part 2 of Rebuilding
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07 Aug 2026
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A late night phone call and some ill-timed god magic leads to some uncomfortable revelations. The Johnson brothers soon learn the unpleasant truth that scars that run so deeply are not so easily healed.
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23 May 2026
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Frank Langdon has a list. He actually has a list for many things. What he doesn't expect is that little by little, Mel King seems to make her way into every single one of them
[or: Frank Langdon goes to rehab, loses his mind a little bit, gets clean, gets divorced, fights with his boss and falls in love in no particular order]
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29 Dec 2025
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Frank might not be married anymore, but Mel still can't be sure how he feels about her.
Mel might be his best friend, but Frank is pretty sure asking for more would be too much.
Maybe they'll be pining away forever? Maybe someone will finally make a move?
Either way, you know someone in the pitt is going to make money off that spread.Series
- Part 2 of Was That a Move?
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17 Aug 2025
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Mel was working a week of night shifts. She was over halfway through and, so far, the night had been busy - but no worse than usual... That is until one particular patient takes issue her.
Thankfully, the pitt family rally around her to help out. Along with Dr Abbot and Dr Robby going full on protective dad mode to ensure she's alright.
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24 Jul 2025