7 Works by blueprint
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Derek Hale didn't sign up for this when he gave up on being a published author, settling on being surrounded by books rather than writing them.
He didn't sign up for his dick to like hipster dressing, Marvel loving, moles having, celebrity-oughta-be's annoying little shits.
He blames Erica.
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Bookstore!AU where Derek works at a bookstore and Stiles' his latest co-worker. Erica's awesome and Stiles doesn't understand the power of his own butt.
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Derek's an English teacher. Stiles gets detention again.
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"So, uh. Derek, this is Spunky. My new puppy, I was going to tell you about him tonight-" Stiles stops himself as Derek's glare turns to him, his everpresent scowl intensifying. "But I see you two have already met."
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- Part 2 of The "Bitch, Please" Chronicles
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Stiles discovered Cherry flavored lube in Derek's bathroom. Hilarity ensued(?)
Actually, no. Stiles didn't find this fucking funny. Not anymore, anyway.
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His boyfriend has two heads.
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- Part 1 of The "Bitch, Please" Chronicles
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"You… you write /porn/," Derek accused as his eyes scanned the Word document on Stiles' laptop.
Stiles shrieked, eyes bulged out as he flailed his limbs forward, trying to snatch his laptop out of Derek's hands.
He failed.
The wolf had raised the laptop above his head, out of his reach, unmovable as the teen tried helplessly to save face. He jumped, and tickled, and punched steel skin, before finally giving up, exhaling roughly. "I write fanfiction, not porn."
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Stiles gives Derek what he needs.