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- Teen Wolf (TV) (7)
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Derek Hale didn't sign up for this when he gave up on being a published author, settling on being surrounded by books rather than writing them.
He didn't sign up for his dick to like hipster dressing, Marvel loving, moles having, celebrity-oughta-be's annoying little shits.
He blames Erica.
Or
Bookstore!AU where Derek works at a bookstore and Stiles' his latest co-worker. Erica's awesome and Stiles doesn't understand the power of his own butt.
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Derek's an English teacher. Stiles gets detention again.
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"So, uh. Derek, this is Spunky. My new puppy, I was going to tell you about him tonight-" Stiles stops himself as Derek's glare turns to him, his everpresent scowl intensifying. "But I see you two have already met."
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- Part 2 of The "Bitch, Please" Chronicles
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Stiles discovered Cherry flavored lube in Derek's bathroom. Hilarity ensued(?)
Actually, no. Stiles didn't find this fucking funny. Not anymore, anyway.
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His boyfriend has two heads.
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- Part 1 of The "Bitch, Please" Chronicles
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The "Bitch, Please" Chronicles by bluehaireddalek (blueprint), blueprint
Fandom Teen Wolf (TV)
12 Apr 2014
Summary
Cracky drabbles always ending with "Bitch, please."
- Words:
- 450
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- 2
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- 1
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Derek hires Stiles, a professional alpha sex therapist, to help him through his heat.
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- Part 1 of In Treatment 'verse
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- English
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- 166,936
- Chapters:
- 22/22
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- 2
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- 1,600
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- 4,609
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- 1,151
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- 167,822
Bookmarked by blueprint
17 Jul 2018
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Stiles gets a massage. And then some.
Alternatively: in which Stiles' mouth gets him into trouble, again and again.
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Stiles Stilinski would call himself a starving artist except for the simple facts that he is neither starving, nor does he know anything about art (unless you consider a novelist an artist, which Stiles only does sometimes). So when his best friend insists he accompany him to a show in the city, Stiles thinks it will probably be the most boring evening of his life.
Enter Derek.
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“Or, you know, you could come by my place. It’s probably closer to where you are right now, actually.”
Derek chuckles. “Stiles.”
“Yes?”
“You’re not really as subtle as you think you are.”
“Oh, you thought I was trying to be subtle? Let me try again.” He clears his throat dramatically and cleans over the counter, glancing over his shoulder to make sure Allison and the others aren’t listening. “I would very, very much enjoy your company again. Preferably naked.” -
I Hate You a Little, a Lot, Passionately, Not at All by YouRunWithTheWolves
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
08 Jul 2013
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Laura has a brother. He's a dick. So Laura gets herself a best friend.
He's also a dick.
or, Laura finds a new roommate to replace Isaac and Derek is ecstatic.
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- Part 1 of Tough Love
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Derek meets Stiles on a Wednesday. He comes in for his usual cup of coffee and somehow walks out with hot chocolate, cinnamon on the top, and no idea what just happened there.
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- English
- Words:
- 32,664
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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- 469
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- 8,102
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- 2,373
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- 187,556
Bookmarked by bluehaireddalek (blueprint)
31 Mar 2014
Bookmarker's Notes
Coulda been Canon. Heartbreaking.