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    Spamton refuses to prepare ahead of time for his late-night infomercial show. No one's going to watch it, so why bother?

    That all changes when he discovers that the product of the night is a sex toy, and he ropes Tenna into helping him sell it.

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    06 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Spamton NEO lays a pipis in front of Tenna's room in the castle and makes it everyone's problem when his brooding instincts kick in.

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    24 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Now that Spamton has settled into the underground alongside his new beloved Ant, they've both been getting much more comfortable with eachother and their lives.

    However Ants anxious energy in recent weeks leads to a question that leaves the two expecting a new fun addition to their life that leaves Spamton both excited yet nervous to adapt to.

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    23 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    A Spamton who works too much and refuses to rest? Luckily, he can count on his partner to make him take a break! Even if they can be both very childish sometimes…

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    23 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Spamton’s eyes widened a fraction as the soft pink blush he had finally shaken off dusted lightly over his cheeks all over again, glancing at the Pippins that had finally retreated but hadn’t made it quite that far away yet. He raised his eyebrows as he looked back at Tenna and the TV tilted his head at the expression before it clicked and he scowled playfully, his cheeks flushing to match Spamtons.

    “No, not that, but it is still physical. We can even make it a Physical Challenge, with you as the star!”

    With this, Tenna began tugging his tailcoat off his shoulders. Spamton feigned modesty as he turned his head to look at the sky but kept his gaze on Tenna from the corner of his eye.

    “Takin’ off your [[brand new clothes]] isn’t helpin’ your point, babe.”

    “It is just my suit jacket, you- horrid thing, you! You’re terrible.”

    “You [[love, love, love it!]] that I’m terrible.”

    “A tragedy, I know.”

    The flirtiness in his tone made Spamton purr but the tossing of Tennas jacket and the raising of his fists made him tilt his head.

    “Now come over here and start the challenge: a fight!”

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    22 Feb 2026