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coarse and rough and irritating by frak-all (or_ryn)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
27 Jan 2019
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The first time Ben sees Rey in a bikini, his oafish left hand just sort of spasms around a brand new tube of Neutrogena SPF 100+ face sunscreen, squeezing hard enough that nearly half of its thick white contents erupts—coating his palm, the mirror, and the floor—in one great big mortifying spurt.
It’s a metaphor from the universe even he can’t ignore.
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