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    Dirk summons a demon for the exclusive purpose of 'cathartic boning.' He gets what he wants.

    NOTE: This fic is ergodic (think House of Leaves), which means it cannot be downloaded for offline perusal on your kindle/pdf reader. Also has CYOA elements, so clicking “Entire Work” will make the fic impossible to read.

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    02 Jan 2023

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    Where Johnny goes, the Devil follows; where Johnny goes, the Devil is already there.

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    14 Jun 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Hundreds of thousands of sweeps after its colonization by interuniversal refugees from Earth C’s troll population, Al2rnia is dying a death of a thousand cuts. Global cooling has spiraled out of control, unrest, climate disruption, and escalating labor demands alike have decimated the workforce, and the impenetrable hatching ziggurat can hardly maintain the rate of replacement for the warmblooded corpses piling up in the icy seas.

    Alone in the stygian depths of the hadal zone, a fuchsia heiress prepares her coming-of-age pitch for the Shark Tank: her one shot at joining the Al2rnian Board of Directors for an immortal lifetime’s tenure and the chance to put the planet back on track.

    Your name is VINBRE MALCOS and you are going to save the world or die trying.

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    05 May 2022

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    Your name is John Egbert, and you're fairly sure you used to be human.

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    16 Apr 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    As she prepares for the middling ranks of Al2rnia's corporate bureaucracy, an eight-sweep-old teal knows her place in the world. A titled lineage from an ancestor who rewrote the rules of her hemostratum to its detriment; a fate in an office, making menial changes to word choice until the end of her life or the world. A room that's almost of her own; the subway systems and blizzard winds of her city, and the shape of the Hatching Ziggurat on the horizon. The world is enormous and immovable, and the capacity to move it has never been hers.

    Your name is AIVIDE THIERI. When a violet heiress takes an interest in you, will you examine the immovable world up close?

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    22 Jun 2021