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The Art of Fitting In by elliesnotes
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
04 May 2024
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"How do you want me to call you ? The plastic leader ?" Janis’ voice dripped with sarcasm as she removed all the rings from her fingers and put them in the back pocket of her pants.
The pretty blonde glared at her from the height of her stiletto heels. "Shut up, you make it sound like we're a cult feeding ourselves with conditioner and Chanel lipstick."
"Oh, is that not the case ?" Janis joked with a smirk, earning herself a playful yet strong punch in the shoulder from Regina.
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Halloween party gone wrong, sticky cherry lipgloss and steamy encounters in school closets : Nothing compares to fucking a girl who despises you so much that you can see the threat in her eyes as she comes desperately around your fingers.
They openly hate each other in public, but when it came to private matters... well they hate each other too but at least the result of it was a hot fuck.
Until one of them fall in love.
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- 12/12
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15 Mar 2026
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"This is just me asking you for a drink.”
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- Part 2 of Staying Alive
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07 Mar 2026
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It's been seven years since the war, five years since Hermione and Ron broke up, and...oh dear Merlin, two years since Hermione went on a date.
But it's fine. She has friends. She has her work.
Very complicated work that keeps her late in the office one Friday night. That takes her down to the Department of Mysteries, and back to the Hall of Prophecies for the first time in ten years.
And in that one night, her humdrum life is thrown completely out of the window.
Suddenly her life is one bizarre twist after another. Prophecies and potions and and caves and cliffs and house-elves and and and-
And being stuck in the past. Stuck ten years in the past with Bellatrix Lestrange.
That bloody prophecy.
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- Part 1 of Through Sand and Sea
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- English
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- 360,646
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- 100/100
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21 Feb 2026
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**This work is part of a series! Major spoilers for all of Through Sand and Sea!**
Narcissa’s eyes snap open to glare. “No one,” she grits out. “I— I’ve been working. Caring for Bella, numerous coma patients, looking after five nymph babies. Spending time with Draco, ensuring that Edward, Remus and Nymphadora do not get themselves seen with their reckless— I’ve been brewing potions, and researching— and Fawkes has— I just haven’t had time for…dating! My life is sheer madness! And no one would have wanted to date me anyway. I’ve been in hiding. Narcissa Malfoy. Cold, and spiteful and…horrible!”
“Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Narcissa,” Luna says softly as she walks past. She has flowers and sprigs of sea lavender in her hair.Or, following chapter 100...
Let's see from a different perspective.
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- Part 3 of Through Sand and Sea
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21 Feb 2026
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One Time Narcissa Gambles Her Life and Five Times it Saves Her by fallarchives (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jan 2024
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Narcissa saves more than just the boy who lived. And destiny repays her in kind.
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17 Feb 2026
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Ginny sighed and slumped back in her seat. “You’re letting him win. He’s winning the breakup!”
“Everything you’re saying is ridiculous! You can’t win a breakup.”
“Obviously you can, and Ron is doing it!”
“You’re being childish. Not everything is about winning and losing.”
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Ron and Hermione have recently broken up, and Ginny — concerned for her best friend — has decided that the only thing for Hermione to do now is to date someone new to make Ron jealous. And who better than Hermione’s best friend (and coincidentally Ron’s younger sister) to drive him absolutely mental?
Fake Dating AU
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- 11/11
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16 Feb 2026
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Ginny is fairly certain Narcissa Malfoy loathes her. But that's fine, because she can't stand Narcissa either.
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16 Feb 2026
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The Triwizard Tournament aims to forge bonds between neighbouring schools. Which would be great, if the other students - or at least one in particular - weren’t so intolerable.
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Fleur and Hermione get paired up for a dumb Potions project but Fleur takes it upon herself to teach Hermione something far greater.
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- Part 1 of My Fleurmione Week 2024
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- 3/3
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15 Feb 2026
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Wednesday Addams and the Embarrassing Ordeal of Yearning by DoggyTwoShoes
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
03 Sep 2025
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Wednesday always thought her family’s curse had just passed her by. Or that she was strong enough to resist it.
And then Enid is unexpectedly gone for a couple days, and Wednesday can’t help but yearn and want.
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14 Feb 2026
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When the teachers ask who would want to organise a guided tour of the castle for the two foreign delegations visiting Hogwarts this year, Hermione immediately volunteers. She knows 'Hogwarts: A History' by heart at this point so it only makes sense.
The only problem? The students of Durmstrang and Beauxbatons don't seem as enthusiastic as she is.
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14 Feb 2026
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When Ginny gets hurt in a wronski feint gone wrong, Hermione is on hand to take her away from the swarming fans and straight to a quieter part of St Mungo's.
Where the only mediwitch around is Narcissa Black. Healer and master legilimens.
And apparently Hermione's thoughts are rather loud.
Oops.
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14 Feb 2026
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Everyone knows Wednesday and Enid have been dating for months now.
The only problem is, no one thought to let Wednesday know.
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14 Feb 2026
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Hermione knew that courtship rituals varied across cultures and that it was impossible to know them all. But to unknowingly participate in one? She was much too smart for that.
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- Part 4 of My Fleurmione Week 2022
- Part 1 of Winning Affections-verse
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- 13/13
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14 Feb 2026
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Trapped in different cages, a surprising request leads to a series of Friday evening meetings that change Hermione's and Narcissa's lives forever.
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- 8/8
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14 Feb 2026
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Hermione survived Bellatrix, but didn't come out unscathed. She's been cursed. Fleur does her best to manage the symptoms and research possible solutions, while also healing Hermione's battered body and soothing her traumatized mind. But time is against them. There are missions to accomplish, to finish, and Hermione can't wait any longer to help Harry. She soon learns the full extent of The Lestrange Curse, and knows she is changed forever.
There's also that little thing about falling in love with Fleur...
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- Part 1 of The Symmetry Series
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14 Feb 2026
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Nothing is as it seems. Hermione doesn't understand what's happening, and neither does Narcissa. Andromeda is in a corner rolling her eyes.
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14 Feb 2026
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a red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground by piesofrage
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Oct 2021
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The only thing that can take Hermione's mind off of how much she loathes her repugnant Potions partner are the notes from her mysterious pen pal.
And as for Pansy? She just wants to find a way to cast a permanent Silencio on Granger, and to reply to the charming stranger on the other end of her magical parchment.
(aka the Pansmione "You've Got Mail" AU)
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14 Feb 2026