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• THE ANUS OVEN (I'm jorking it) by brihalo

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  09 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie/Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Raspberry Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Crack

  Summary

  The witches bake feces, much to the contempt of said feces.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  218

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  7

  Hits:

  74

• I'm yours, but you'll never be mine by brihalo

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • Major Character Death
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  07 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie/White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie/Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Black Sapphire Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
  • Black Sapphire Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Hanahaki Disease
  • Unrequited Love
  • Unrequited Crush
  • Unrequited
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • Hurt
  • Angst
  • One-Sided Attraction
  • no beta we die like Sherbet Cookie
  • C6H6
  • Song Lyrics
  • Yaoi
  • Masturbation
  • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
  • I'm Bad At Tagging
  • English Is Not The Author's First Language
  • Shadow Milk Cookie-centric (Cookie Run)

  Summary

  "I love you, it's ruining my life."

  This fic is dedicated to the sweetest boy I know.

  My first serious fic is finally here.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Flowers of Truth and Deceit Bloom and Decay

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,179

  Chapters:

  5/?

  Kudos:

  18

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  239

• You Fart On My Dih Like A Broken Car Enginr by brihalo

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  25 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Crunchy Chip Cookie/Wildberry Cookie | Hollyberry Cookie's Bodyguard (Cookie Run)
  • Jesse/Lukas (Minecraft: Story Mode)
  • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
  • Jason Grace/Percy Jackson
  • Charlie Kirk/Wildberry Cookie
  • Osama bin Laden/Wildberry Cookie
  • Crunchy Chip Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Wildberry Cookie | Hollyberry Cookie's Bodyguard (Cookie Run)
  • Alucard (Mobile Legends: Bang Bang)
  • Taylor Swift
  • Furina (Genshin Impact)
  • Thanos (Marvel)
  • Jesse (Minecraft: Story Mode)
  • Lukas (Minecraft: Story Mode)
  • Cipher (Honkai: Star Rail)
  • Bill Cipher
  • Dolores Umbridge
  • Esmeralda (Disney)
  • Osama bin Laden
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Harry Potter
  • Jason Grace
  • Percy Jackson
  • Meat Dumpling King (Cookie Run)
  • Lightning McQueen
  • Sinbad (AFK Journey)
  • Scary Barry (Break In Series)
  • Regina George
  • Rodrick Heffley
  • Sans (Undertale)
  • Daddy Pig (Peppa Pig)
  • Cursed
  • WTF
  • Out of Character
  • the author wrote this while laughing and depressed
  • no beta we die like Charlie Kirk
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Angst
  • multifandom - Freeform
  • Bad Writing
  • I'm Bad At Tagging
  • I'm Bad At Summaries
  • Rarepair
  • Osama bin Laden bottom

  Summary

  i'm bored so i'm making smth cursed 💔🥀

  this crackfic is dedicated to my will to live (it's fucked)

   

  if you're reading this (you know who you are) if i was a hot girl i'd go after you and do my best to make you mine but since i'm a chopped asf guy i can only watch you live your life without me so go and enjoy it i guess.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,775

  Chapters:

  8/?

  Comments:

  26

  Kudos:

  26

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  490