briish_teeth
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- Barbie (Movie 2023) (1)
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‘‘Twas the night before Christmas,
And all the through the mall,
Lawyers and priests alike,
Found reasoning with one another was like conversing with a wall.
A wall with such attitude and unbridled wit,
That the only way to get through to the other,
Was to spar like a pair of hares,
And bribe a man who is terrified of his mother.”Or
The town’s only reverend and shadiest lawyer around find out they have a little more in common than they first thought when they get into a farcical scrape that ends over a nice bottle of bourbon and a night in with the wife for the first time in a long time.
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Treehouse of Horror MMXXIII - Son of a Creature Man by LovejoySt (briish_teeth)
Fandoms: The Simpsons
01 Nov 2023
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On a hot summer night, Ned offers himself (unwillingly) to his preacher friend…
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After everything Marge has done for him, Timothy can’t help but feel indebted to her. On an ordinary Sunday, he decides to show her just how extraordinary he thinks she is.
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After what he’d seen in Vietnam, Seymour promised himself that a confessional would be his last port of call if he ever found himself in a fix. God had abandoned him then, he’d hardly come grovelling to him again in a hurry.
However, when he finds himself at the end of his tether with no one else to turn to, he confides in the unlikeliest of individuals, quickly realising just how desperate he is to be understood.
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After Barbie’s departure from BarbieLand, it took some time for everything and everyone to settle into a new way of thinking. Barbies and Kens everywhere have adapted to their new way of life, getting new jobs, dreaming up their ideal homes, finally settling down with the man or woman of their dreams.
For one Ken however, he’s still missing something, or rather, someone
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The Perils of Strawberry Picking by TheDiamondSword400
Fandoms: The Wizard Of Oz (1939), The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms
18 Dec 2023
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The Scarecrow goes to pick Dorothy some strawberries and runs into trouble.
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- Part 17 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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- English
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Bookmarked by LovejoySt (briish_teeth)
01 Apr 2024
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
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https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
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- English
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Bookmarked by LovejoySt (briish_teeth)
13 Jan 2024
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Skinner goes out for ice cream one night and runs into the Reverend!
They have an incredibly awkward conversation that turns INCREDIBLY good, ending with Lovejoy hurriedly jotting down his number. Obviously, Skinner does not get the hint, but he takes the invite!But...what will happen in the choo-choo room?!?! Will they kiss in Chapter 2?!?! (Yes. So skip Chapter 1 if you want.)
(Alternate title: two middle-aged nerds voiced by the same guy have gay romantic tension for 328489234 pages LOL)
Bookmarked by LovejoySt (briish_teeth)
15 Oct 2023